And so, another category gets added to all the different categories I have, (MV Review, I'm a Terrible Person, I Dig, etc) and it is going to be called A GIFt to You. Get it? *snort* Naturally, these posts are going to involve the infinite amount of shocking, hilarious and often times yummy K-Pop gif's that I stumble upon in order to avoid homework. I mean, if a picture is worth 1000 words, how much is a moving picture worth? HARRYPOTTERMINDFCK So lets get this started shall we. Naturally, Key is going to have the christening gif. The quality is bad, but the unf is HD.
*caption explodes from pure Keybutt*
So the first bit of the gif, I was all like 'Yeah! Key getting jiggy with it!' *dances along* then he turns around and I was like 'SECKS AND KEY BUTT AND SECKS' and then I watched it for a bit longer.
You see it don't you?
When he turns around, puts his arms up in the air, his head looking down, his knees are bent a bit, his hips thrusting forward and back.
Everything vanishes and I just imagine a bed. He's doing that on a bed.
In my mind, he's riding folks. That's all I can say.
I'll be dreaming about this tonight.
Sure you don't want to take those glasses off first bb?
PS I know! Big Bang's MV is finally out! That means another post very soon! <3
Unless you have been living under a rock that shields you from any K-pop news or have no sense of a life, you already know that Big Bang has finally come out with their new 4th mini album!
*fangirl squeal*
Anyways, as you guys may or not know, Big Bang was my first time, and quite possibly most favorite, K-pop group, so I have been pumped for this day for soooo long and am undoubtedly going to be talking about this for at least the next couple of days. I've listened to the whole album, so there will be a My Jam! coming up (maybe even more :D), along with an MV Review for Tonight, whenever that comes out....*grumbles* *shakes fist at YG for lies*.
Because of the serious lack of visuals *cough*RELEASETHEMVYG*cough* for now I'm just gonna talk about the pure SECKS that Big Bang has become over the course of their hiatus. Seriously. I can't get over it. It's like for the entire nearly 2 years off, they were doing nasty dirty deeds to stylists and hair people to make them look fricking fantastic. FANTASTIC.
SECKS EYEBROW + YELLOW BELT = MOAR SECKS
So, we're gonna start with my favorite, Seungri. You already know what I'm gonna say but I'm gonna say it anyways. Seungri, I love that you kept it you! You know exactly how your works perfectly with your face, and you don't fuss with it or change the color drastically, but keep it clean and polished. But I see what you did thar Seungri, putting a yellow belt over your junk. I see it. I was scanning the picture innocently, trying to find what part of your outfit I like best and I was like *scan* *scan *scan* *yellow?* CROTCH *distracted*
Bite that lip bb!
G-Dragon with blond hair is almost as good to my ovaries as Taemin with blond hair. I know some people were saying that he should stick the blond as a signature for his solo works, but GD was so incredibly epic with his solo career, that I think it was the right choice to carry over this style. I love the shorter cut, it shows off the beautiful face, but throw the animal print in the toilet will ya? I'M SICK OF IT. First SHINee, then Beast, and now Big Bang? OH WAIT. I see it. You men are animals. Animals. I like it. And again with the crotch, this time with a hand and a pink belt down there? Unnnnnng! The biting lip! *sigh* Although your eyes look a little jacked up GD, I'll take it!
Where da secks?
Someone has to be the least improved TOP, and I feel like I'm always raining on your parade, but damb. The silver hair. I don't get it. It doesn't make you the silver fox. It just doesn't. AND WHERE IS THE EPIC TOP SECKS FACE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?! I honestly love that face. And the gold coat? No. I really like that TOP has his own identifiable awesome style, but the silver hair is making me think. You matching the curtains with the rug TOP?
THE JAW LINE IS NOW DIAMONDS
Taeyang is flawless. End of story. I have never loved a faux hawk in my life as much as I love Taeyang's and I'm so incredibly happy he kept it. Could you imagine that hair in real life? Running your hands through the short buzzed part? Unf! And the jaw line? Yes yes yes quintessential Taeyang to the max. Like Seungri, Taeyang stayed with what works. And it works bb! IT WORKS. Particularly the pointing at the crotch part. The only thing I wish to see again are those flawless lickable abs. MV maybe? I could always watch the I'll Be There mv, but I feel the need for some new angles mmkay bb?
HOLY SHEIT.
Last but definitely not least, Daesung. Have I said I don't like Daesung? Well, I didn't. UNTIL FCKING NOW! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU DAE?! You were once this somewhat weird looking dude that I was like mehhh why do people like you?! BUT DAMB they did you good Dae. LOOK AT YOUR FACE WHAT IS THAT FACE. Your lips looks so FULL and delicious. AND THE HAIR THE DARK HAIR oh my gosh. I was very used to the lighter hair, which was basically mirroring your sunny personality, but I LOVE this foil of the dark hair. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I find you...sexy now? No, I can't say that. You're Dae. But gah! SO GOOD the hair color. LIKE CHOCOLATE and all over your face like drizzled chocolate or something? I dunno. But I am clearly spazzing. They did you up Dae. I fcking love it. You have made ground my friend. get on it. PEEKING EYE THROUGH HAIR oh my gosh. So come hither isn't it?
I'd like to thank a dear friend, twinkling.darkness x.x, for making me stop being a total SHINee dweeb and actually telling me to listen to the rest of MBLAQ's newest album, particularly this secks song, so take a quick listen if you haven't already.
I have few things to say about this song.
1) I love it.
2) I have no idea what they are saying (as of this second).
But most importantly. Did you catch it?
THE VIBRATING.
I see what you did thar MBLAQ. That isn't really the sound of a phone vibrating is it? Why would it be when the name of the song is Rolling U?
Nah. You know the first thing I think of when I'm thinking that MBLAQ is gonna be 'rolling' someone, I think of a bed.
A bed with a vibrating phone on it?
Kinky. I got it MBLAQ.
You can't fool me.
Or it's a text from your desperate girlfriend the morning after a night in the sack with me?
Dongwoon. I've said it a million times. Beast is falling off my radar. I can say I'd rather have Key in pink pajamas in my bed than your half naked body.
But that was before I knew you had any sort of THIS going on.
THIS.
Why didn't you tell me? Anything? At all? Why didn't you say "Oh hey, I've been working out lately. Nothing new" so my ovaries didn't just die? What che? I have gone months thinking you had nothing but a flat stomach, but you have THIS. I can't even. I should be mad at you for mutilating my body by just looking at you, but instead I'm blissfully happy. I guess this is what I deserve for forgetting you exist.I can't even post that picture of just your abs because I just stare at your chest. WTF I'm a girl! I shouldn't be staring at chests! Can you just do a photoshoot with this now? I'll be happy. So happy.
So, this is a little late, both in how the music video was posted two weeks ago, and that I have already broken my New Years Resolution for updating this blog weekly. I'm terribly sorry readers :'( School got in the way of my K-Pop loving.
Honestly, I wouldn't be writing a review of a music video that I just didn't get. I suppose this is the exception. I mean, I get it, I think, but with their other music videos, it just makes me think way to hard. There are some things I just can't get over, and they are good things...I suppose. But, this stream of music videos that G-Dragon and TOP continue to turn out perplex me a bit, along with oddly validating some other things. So this MV review isn't going to be as detailed as I would hope, more like blips of what I was thinking, because the whole time my face is like
SHINee again? Srsly?
I don't know how I feel about this song. Some days I like it, other days I'm like meh, so really I don't have much to say about the song. However, I will say adore GD's weird sing-y rap-y sort of singing he does during this song. It's just cute and fits the beat.
That book is obviously not interesting.
Yeah, so I didn't really get why the video was like TOP getting psuedo action, and GD got like 30 seconds. I'm biased. I love how he looks when he's reading the book, then goes to look at the girl, hoping that her shirt is laying right to sneak a peek. I see it GD. Your eyes are like BOOBS. I see it.
WAI SHE WANNA DIE?!
Then, I started to get all mind blown, left and right. Did anyone think of Britney Spears' Everytime video when they saw this? I was like AW SHEIT SHE BE KILLIN HERSELF AND TOP AND GD ARE CELEBRATING HER DEATH, WHAT THE? But no. She's alive, drinking and eating with TOP all alone and naked so I was like O_O
BTW cherries don't help a girl's libido GD...
Then GD is all the fck alone with it raining outside, tryna seduce a cherry?! I don't get it. Why does TOP get the girl? So I was all like AW SHEIT SHE'S NOT DEAD, SHE'S JUST CHEATING ON GD WITH TOP, WHAT THE? But no. TOP is in bed alone...ALONE. Then I remembered GD had his own girl. So I was like O_O
VOLDEMORT!
And then TOP has this look of pain on his face on the bed and I was all like AW SHEIT HE'S GOT HER PREGNANT. But then I was like, aw nah, there's the girl in bed with him. AW SHEIT THAT'S NOT HIM THAT'S A FCKING SNAKE! AND TOP BE LOOKING LIKE HE CONTROLLING THE SNAKE. HE'S A FRICKING SNAKE CHARMER. FCKING VOLDEMORT!!!WHAT THE? So I was like O_O
GD yawning = Little bunnies and cotton candy
And then the girl disappears basically, and GD and TOP do some sort of man to man sesh, and GD is like 'Fck this shit. You got a girl, I got this fricking chair to lay on the entire fricking video.' And then the video ended and I was still like O_O WHAT THE?
Lastly, can I just say I LOVE LOVE LOVE G-Dragon? He looks like a little boy in this video. So adorable, so perfect. I have no words. I'm just *_* I like cute G-Dragon, but I also like that he's pretty gangsta too. GD could cater to any personality. He's a fricking chameleon. Doesn't that just excite you?
I'm not sure why I keep posting these, or why I think they are funny. But when you look through the sheer volume of K-pop pictures I do a day, you're bound to run into some stuff like this and well, I want it to be fair. I don't want it to seem like just because I don't like someone I'm gonna put them in these pictures. :D
But then again, it's Key for Pete's sake and even though he looks like he just smelled something nasty, I'm still oddly attracted to it.
Nah, looking at it again, I'm not. That's a load of crap.
But I do like the gangsta cap on Key. And the black around his waist? Why so pretty bb? Why? And arm? Yes arm. I like that arm. I want to nom that arm.
I swear, I won't keep doing just SHINee songs for My Jam!, but I got inspired to blog today, and it happened to be for this song. :D It's truly one of my favorite songs ever, so take a minute to listen to this pretty pretty song.
I've already talked about how much I love Minho's rap in the beginning of this song, and I'm about to talk even more about it. You know, I wonder how long it took to record this part. I'm concerned for the person who had to blow record Minho rapping so low and sexily. They must have died of pure joy spontaneously from hearing it live, because I know something in my body wants to explode every time I listen to it, and it's just a recording. The song is somber and sad, and his voice fits it so perfectly. I can't stand it. I ignore Key in this song. Hahaha, of course not. But Minho sure knows how to get me side tracked. I just have to think of how he could get his voice so low and lustful and I get distracted for the rest of the song. No lie.
I know most people like to talk about Taemin's part right after Minho's in the beginning, and I'm going to also because Taemin's cute high voice after Minho's insane low rap returns me back to reality. But then Onew comes in with his singing part and I'm in heaven again. And you know? This is one of the few songs that I actually like the way Jonghyun sings in this song. Yeah I know, I should like it all the time, but it seriously fits. He has a strong, soulful voice that is just perfect.
I see dem legs, Key. :]
The chorus to this song is essentially pure perfect love, yes? I like it because I know it by heart and can actually sing along with it. But each one of the singers in it brings so much unf to the chorus! It's like they are all sad because of this Juliette chick, but they're all doing each other to make them sound like pure sex! Ahhhh I get it now. They don't have the girl, so they get pleasure from each other and ba da bing ba da boom - beautiful pretty Romeo + Juliette comes to existence.
And as if Minho's first rap wasn't enough, they make him speed rap again. And he keeps saying 'Oh my girl oh my girl' over and over again. I mean. Yeah, you know what I'm about to say. And then Key comes in and raps in my favorite rough voice of his and I'm dead.
That's it. End of song. I can't make it through the whole thing because I'm dead at that point. In heaven. Listening to Minho say 'Oh my girl' over and over again in my head.
But then I do hear Key's begging yell at 2:55 and I come back a little, only to get knocked out by Jonghyun actually pwning the shit out of the bridge, with Key, Onew and Taemin all prettily backing up Jonghyun's powerful voice.
And then Minho's rap for a THIRD time. Yeah. THIRD. With Jonghyun's sex yell all over the place, and Taemin's begging-for-breath (yeah, you know that's why he's singing so softly) cute voice.
I should stop being creepy, but as I was scrolling through Tumblr I came across it and I had to do a post about how much I love this picture, and Key's wonderbutt.
I have a thing for butts. I say butt about 400 times daily. No joke. Butt.
Thank you God. Thank you wedgie. Thank you white pants.
Ok. Clearly there are more SHINee fanblogs on in my bookmarks because I had NO idea this was coming. I woke up in the morning two days ago, went on Youtube and BAM, VI comes out with TWO music videos to rape my eyes with, What Can I Do? and V.V.I.P.
Let's start off with V.V.I.P, shall we? I'm gonna be frank, I still am warming up to it. I ADORE the hook-ish sounding chorus. I love it. But the old school band sound isn't cutting it for me. But I am warming up to it. Right this second I'm singing along with it. I enjoy the video mostly because of three parts:
Can't you be mine?
Rich people throw money. Seungri is such a beast, he throws credit cards. This 20 second, tea party scene is probably my favorite part of the video. He looks so perfect, from a cocky little smug smile, to his cute little innocent smile. The smile in the middle picture makes me feel like a pedophile, even though I'm younger than him. I don't know. He looks like he's naughty, but the white and the smile makes me want to take everything away from him. Why there has to be a bunch of girls with crazy hair in the table around him? I don't know. That doesn't make sense. All that makes sense is that...he's beautiful?
UNF move that azz bb!
VI. Please never ever ever stop dancing. You might feel like you want to after seeing how many of video's of Key shaking his hips I have favorited, but this is why you are my favorite dancer in Big Bang. He moves so well in this song. The song feels really summer-y to me, and I really wish they had released it later in the year. With the dancing that has sort of a hip-py, happy and bold dance feel, I think that Seungri had a chance to demonstrate his strength, which is sticking to choreography. However, Seungri has SWAG in this song, which I didn't really buy when he attempted it in Strong Baby. Or, maybe I just like the circles he makes with his hips. *swoons*
Perfect.
Seungri. I can legitimately say I love you. This is the sort of thing that made me absolutely ADORE you before I knew ANYTHING about K-pop. Impersonating your fellow Big Bang members? Genius! Now I know a night with you is like a night with all of you, yes? I feel like it shows that he still has a sense of humor, even with all the success that he has. I can buy the swag he gives, because he's still acts human, not like some sex machine in Strong Baby(which was NOT a bad thing). And that is infinitely endearing.
Next is What Can I Do? Again, I did not feel this song, but now I could marry it and be happy forever. I don't even want to take screenshots of the song because I would have to screenshot every second of the video, it's the visual soul mate of the song. It highlights the type of performance that I feel is quintessential Seungri. The song is a perfect dance song to showcase his dance skills, but perfectly sad that there is an amazing amount of soul in his voice. Both the song and the music video are so pleasing to the senses, I just want to keep watching. I want to know why he's sad, I want to know what that chick did, and I want to know what I can do to help. This song makes me speechless.
Big Bang was falling of my radar a bit, but I'm so happy to go back into loving them, and especially Seungri. I feel that he has to prove that he belongs in the group, and for me, both of these videos showcase that Seungri is meant to perform. You can hear it in his voice, you can see it in his dance, he wants to be up there, and that's why he is. Thanks so much for this VI.
Farri ♥
PS Not to rain on the Victory parade, but I have to mention this.
Why?
Why is there a key? I'm sorry. I'm officially forever a Locket, and I know other people can use keys, but Seungri isn't Key! I don't get it. I'm sorry. Get rid of the stupid key and get some victory coins or something. I hate that I can't ignore this, but when I really started watching these videos, I yelled for like 20 minutes straight about it. What's worse is that I want one, but I wouldn't be able to decide who it was for, Key or Seungri?! See my confusion?!
Recently, I've been absolutely DIGGIN Shinee's Year of Us album. Yeah, I know it's old, but I've just started listening to Shinee intensely, for some crazy reason. I would probably do it if it weren't a cd (too much? :p). This obsession could be the spawn of the songs....or that Key's look during the Jojo promotions is one of my favorites of him, maybe even my favorite.
Then I ran across this picture.
Key. Just don't make your face look like that. Except in bed. Because then it wouldn't matter. But doesn't he sorta look like he's close to thrusting his hips forward? And biting his lip like that? *ovaries cry* You know what? Never mind. Key, you look fantastic in this picture, as long as I make believe what you are doing.
Taemin... Aww Taemin, such a baby, such a little boy. For now this will pass. But when you hit 18 here bb, I better not see that face on you ever. Except in bed. STOP IT HE'S ILLEGAL!
I've been gone from writing for nearly two months. I fail.
What's even worse is that I actually wrote a post during that time, and didn't publish it. I'm clearly a rookie at this whole blog thing. Anyways, it's my New Year's Resolution to pay more attention to this blog and give it some tender love and care and post at least once every couple of weeks. And with 2011 just starting, I have a feeling there is going to be an insane amount of K-pop hotness waiting for me to stare out for hours. Let the fangirling beginnnnn!
No, my friends. Not krap *eh hem* crap. Korean Rap, of course! I love love love the sound of Korean rapped, at least in K-Pop songs. I listen to a decent amount of American Rap, but Korean rap PWNS the eff out of it. Korean sounds so much better run together than English, it's smoother and so much more dynamic, so here is a post on my three favorite Korean rappers *cough*shineeownsmenow*cough*
3. SHINee's Minho
Show of hands of who wants to be the mic?
I can't help it. Minho's rap at the very beginning of Romeo and Juliette is so deep and perfect. His voice is so rich and I can barely say he's rapping since it sounds so beautiful to me. He's getting so low, I wanna get low with him! Ok, bad joke. There are other songs that Minho sounds like he's whispering low in your ear, saying words quickly so you are forced to lean in so you can hear him. Yes. Minho's voice is deep. That's all I can say.
2. SHINee's Key OH MY GOSH I'M SO BIASED/endthought
So much want...
One of these days I'm going to have a gigantor post about how biased I am about Key. I fricking love him. I want to marry his cheekbones. I want to love his jawbone forever. And to imagine that that face that is prettier than mine can rap hardcore? Yeah. It's so wrong. Anyways, I got distracted. Case 1 for Key's rapping? Get It. Yup. I still effing love that song. Pure sex. Feel free to scroll back and read my thoughts on that song if you wish. I wrote a novel on it. And in Shout Out, I can barely pay attention to Onew's constant groaning (/endlie) with Key friking owning. He's rapping about Picasso. I want a man that raps about Picasso. That's how much I love Key's rapping. It's not rich like Minho, but it's hard and to the point. Yes, Key bb that's how I like it.
1. Big Bang's G-Dragon
Call him King K-Rap
G G G G BABY BABY!!!
I, too, went through the G-Dragon obsession phase, which illuminated to me how incredibly talented G-Dragon is. He's a true artist, and his songs are beautiful and rough when they need to be. The Leaders was my JAM for a few weeks in the early summer, and I still effing love it. GD knows how to rap, and he does it insanely well. He changes his voice to fit the song. And it's clear in his collaboration with TOP. GD&TOP is the best thing in the world, heaven, and the universe. I don't know what the heck GD is even talking about in Knock Out, I just know that it's too incredible. He's a chameleon and perfect. He is the K-RAP KING.
I've obviously been too buys to blog lately and the reason is because I'm too busy jammin to Beast's fourth mini album, Lights Go On Again. I didn't like the new concept very much *cough* at all *cough*, until I was up until three in the morning with nothing better to do but to listen to the album over and over again. In those wee morning hours, I fell in dear love with I Like You the Best, which I'm beyond pumped is their next single. I can't wait for the MV, but I especially can't wait to see the live performance, particularly Dongwoon's cute singing. But on this note, I have a couple complaints. I love this album, don't get me wrong, but some things are just...irking me.
1. Junhyung's Babble at the Beginning of EVERY SONG
Yeah, you better stay away Hyunseung.
You know, I was almost seeing the light and finding Junhyung attractive, maybe it was the fact that my ovaries had been killing to see him in a neck brace and that was finally satisfied. Maybe not. Anyways, I hate to say it, but he's in last. He just can't keep his mouth shut at the beginning of any song. "Aye, this song is just for yeh." No rly? I didn't know. "My beautiful my guuuurl." It sounds like he's trying to get in bed with you in the first ten seconds of the song, since he's sorta whispering. Good or Bad? I don't know. All I know is that I don't get it. And now that I've noticed it, I'll never get over it.
2. Dongwoon's Singing
Must. Edit. Out. Fur. Sleeves!
I know, I know, I just said this was a good thing, however, I don't thing Dongwoon was meant to sing the way that Lights Go on Again is making him sing. Ok, not that, because I love it. Along with the blonde hairdo. If I saw him walking down the street, not only would I rape him, I'd still be mildly confused about his heritage. Anyways, to make a long story short, I want Dongwoon to rap again! What is this!? It sorta ties itno the Junhyung complaint. I'm sick of him being the only one! Dongwoon's rap voice is unftastic and to die for! Instead, they make him sing so little parts. That I love. But still. It takes his singing about 10 minutes to take my pants off while his rapping takes about .2 seconds.
/endrant I'm a terrible person to complain like this.
I know right? Not who you would expect to start a K-Pop obsession, but Mr. Seungri started it all. Interestingly enough, I can remember the first picture of Big Bang that caught my eye earlier this year.
Oh haaaaaay
I can remember saying to myself, "Hey, I need a favorite. Oh who is this in the middle?" I originally thought it was TOP, since everyone fawned over him, but instead it was the maknae Seungri.
There are so many things I like about Seungri. I feel like he's really underrated as a member of Big Bang. People overlook his vocals for Dae and Tae's ability, and overlook his dancing for Tae's, but I love that he is still a trooper even though he may not be the most talented or the most loved. I for one LOVE his dancing. His rhythm is impeccable and executes choreography perfectly. PERFECTLY. He's young, but has a lot of heart and soul. He's adorably funny and cute. He'll always be my first K-Pop love, and others may come and go, but VI, you will always be there. I'll never, ever have anything bad to say about him, even when I wear my VI socks for good luck on test days and they don't do sh!t. omg did I just say that...
Oh, and I love his face. Can I mention that? I love his cute panda eyes and his cute little lips.
And I love that I will never look at the word 'crack' the same again in my life. Strong Baby may not be a Grammy winner, but when Seungri and I get it on, you bet yer butt that is gonna be playing in the background. Crack of a whip? Mmmm yeah, Seungri, I'll be yelling victory allllll night. ;)
PS No Strong Baby shirtless pic? NO because I've looked at that picture a million times. I WANT MORE SKIN SEUNGRI.
I can't say I put much effort into creating a Halloween-y post. So here is some vintage SHINee in pajamas I think. Oh what I would do to them if I saw them in their pajamas (that hopefully don't look like that...)
Daww....
Hello Baby was so adorable. I wanted SHINee to impregnate me and force them to take care of my baby.
Anyways, this is the picture that I really wanted to talk about.
You know you want me
Key is beautiful. Like I can't get over him lately. I miss this hair so much. It made him so much rougher and amazing. Just look how he's looking in this picture? He's screaming "I want you to come here now so I can bang the living daylights out of you." Yeah, he wants you down there. He's just in the middle of pointing at you to command your attention then he's gonna be pointing down at his junk. See it? Yes. This would be one Happy Halloween if I could be with you, Key.
PS I'm gonna downright ignore the whole Jonghyun situation. I don't like Jongkey as I want Key in my pants, and not Jonghyun's. Key knows who he should call if he gets lonely. Well. He should know.
I've been thinking about blogging about Taemin for a while now. Ok, since the Hello music video came out. I have a little crush on him, like how an 11-year-old likes ponies. I even have a little novel about him written out, but now that I have seen this Esquire spread with him and Minho, I have one thing to say.
I've got so much love!
Blonde hair WORKS on Taemin.
He's looking good. Like for real. A perfect little rascal. I dig it. I really do. Props to your colorist.
P.S. wtf...I just cropped Minho out of a picture. This is the end of the world. P.S.S. Taemin, I still like legit hate you for being prettier than me.
EDIT 10.23.10
Not like this dollcakes. Blonde + Curly = Me going back to Key and Minho.
Another one? Yeah, I know. I’m a terrible person. I blame my hell of a midterm week last week. Four tests in one week? Come on. I had to put this up. It made me so much happier. Doojoon is officially the best photo bomber EVER. But he should probably sue whoever took this picture.
Edit: So the video got removed from Youtube the DAY AFTER I put this post up. WTF SBS? Why!?
If you ever, EVER need to see some serious fangirling of Hyunseung, you need to watch me watch Beast’s dance performance in the 2009 SBS Gayo Daejun. I don’t have any idea what that means because all that really matters to me is the Hyunseung PWNAGE that I witness throughout the performance. I believe this took place during the Mystery promotions, which is why Hyunseung looks so FRIKIN INCREDIBLE. Ugh. I love him in this.
Basically, the video is a fight/dance off between MBLAQ and Beast. I can’t stand the fake fighting in the beginning. It’s super lame (Doojoon vs Mir?! COME ON. I love Mir. So much. But against Doojoon in a fight? Think about it.) I tend to skip that part. And, I generally don't even get to the MBLAQ part (even though its pretty hot) because I'm wayyyyy to distracted by the pure SEX that is Beast dancing. Seriously, each and every one of the boys knows how to move. And it KILLS me every time.
I have to call special attention to the part that zooms in on Hyunseung at 2:25. This part:
I suck at making gifs...
ARE YOU GETTING THIS? Can you see how good Hyunseung looks here? If you can’t see it, I feel so sorry for you. LOOK AT THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE WHEN HE PUTS HIS HAND BY HIS FACE! Seriously. The way he looks into the camera. Unf. UNF UNF UNF! Like what is that?! Who is this sex GOD that appears on stage? Yeah. That’s Hyunseung. I tried to find a picture that captured all the sexy when he puts his hand there, and this is all I got.
Aw man....
Yeah, I’m disappointed too. But it’s ok. I guess a regular picture just couldn’t capture that look he gave to the camera. The yeah-I-know-I-can-dance-and-you-want-a-piece-of-this-ass-but-imma-hide-behind-my-hand-and-make-you-work-for-it look. Oh I’ll work for it Hyunseung. Yeah, you’re gonna need a towel after I’m done with you.
This is such a lame blog post. I’m sorry. P.S. I hate Lee Joon’s hair. Why is he trying to look ugly when he clearly isn’t?!
While I was screencapping for my first post for the MV Review of Soom, I managed to nail this piece of comedy gold by pure accident when I was trying to get the Yoseob pictures.
*speechless caption*
Doojoon, why do you look like you are horny and want to be squeezing someones boobs? Looking like that, my friend, you won't be anywhere near me. I'm sorry, Doojoon. I'm a terrible person to put this screencap up for everyone's viewing pleasure. Come on. You're laughing with us, right?
Ah people actually looked at my blog! And think I'm creepy D:
On September 30, SHINee released their repackaged Hello album, with new single Hello as the title track. As you might tell from the title of this post, this isn’t a review of Hello. Before you listen to the following song, I recommend you watch their music video for Hello. It’ll make the post soooo much better. Soak in the cuteness overload and remember how adorable each member looks and performs, just so you feel dirtier.
Watched Hello? Or at least listened to it? Now listen to Get It. Remember, SHINee was just super adorable. Get ready to get confused. But note, if you can’t understand Korean, DON’T LOOK UP TRANSLATIONS yet. Don’t worry. It’ll be better.
You aren’t even reading this now huh? You are so emerged in this booty song, you’ll only start reading this after you’ve listened to it a million times and feel your ovaries screaming with every “Get it” rap you hear. If you are still reading, the beat of Get It is hypnotizing and sends you to a place where you didn’t think SHINee could go(except for maybe Get Down, but not really. Get It frikin PWNS Get Down folks). But you can’t help but think how BAD you wanna be where ever SHINee is when you’re listening to Get It.
As I said before, you really shouldn’t read the translation to Get It, until you fully appreciate how RIDICULOUSLY HOT the song is even when you don’t understand it. As you know, I’m not Korean, nor do I understand any of it. I became a HUGE fan of SHINee’s Ready or Not because I thought it’d be filled with nasty lyrics and sexual tension. Man, was I wrong. I didn’t want to read the translation to Get It because I thought it could be perfectly innocent like Ready or Not. Initially, I distorted Get It to satisfy my need for a sexy SHINee song and decided I’d focus on the seemingly dirty English lyrics incorporated through out the song such as:
• Um…the title • I pee in your hand? oh wait no. but srsly, listen at 0:25. it sounds like that to someone retarded like me. • like boom…like toxic • Get it…don’t stop • Tonight (Yes. This one word make me lust for Key.) • Hey baby, you and me • Now it’s time, and nobody can stop me • Make you mine now • Girl, I got you
As you can see, if you just focus on the English lyrics, you pretty much know that this song IS NOT going in the cutesy direction that Ready or Not found itself going down. I convinced myself after I listened to the song 100 times, if I found out that it wasn't sexy I would still absolutely love it and still make it dirty in my head. And so, I read the translation.
And my ovaries are so happy I did. I EFFING LOVE “SEX ME!” SHINEE!
It’s all come hither. It’s all come to my bed. Its ALL come do me this second. Take the first verse:
[Minho] The man you were waiting for, that’s me I’m ready to steal your heart If you want me, then say so, it’s now time I need you in order to make that possible [Key] Look at me roughly, my appearance is like boom Now I’m gonna hold onto you for sure The glare I’m giving out is like toxic Everything rolls down, one by one
I EFFING LOVE IT.
I love hearing SHINee like this. It might be because Key and Minho are my favorites in the group and these kind of songs show off how ridiculously moan-tastic their voices are. They go hard I tell you, HARD. This song is soooo bad, its sooooo good.
Ok, back to reviewing the song. Whoever produced this song PWNS so hard. I said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s a MAJOR booty song. The bass is clearly in the forefront, but the vocals of Jonghyun, Onew, and Taemin really add another “instrument” to the song and make it soooo much hotter than if it was just a Minho and Key duet. Their soft, sexy, ‘come and get me’ voices over the hard beat really support the rough rap. Even so, you can’t ignore the rap. It’s the meat of the song. and oh yeah, EFFING HOT.
Onew. Srsly. Your part at 0:37 causes me to want to bow down to you and do what ever you want. You can see that. I know that. Here is why I’m sorta sexually confused around you. After watching the Hello teaser, I wanted to cuddle with you so much and see your cute smiling face while jumping rope or something. Not so much after listening to this song. You can’t look all giddy and perfect all the time because I can tell from your voice and attitude that you are a FREAK who wants in my pants. Don’t deny it. Don’t hide it. Embrace it Onew.
I really don’t want to talk about Taemin, because I’ve personally done a very good job in evading his charms, even through watching Lucifer a million times. Stop it. You are kid. You don’t want to get it. You shouldn’t even know that! I HATE that you sing in this song because it makes me start to think you attractive. Luckily, you have like 6 lines. Thank GOD for my ovaries. I just think of how you might look when you’re singing this and its just wrong. I’m gonna watch the Hello performance and try to convince myself that all I want to do to you is pinch your (face) cheeks.
I’m not a fan of Jonghyun. I’m really not. I won’t be saying much about him because I’m a terrible person. I don’t really like him in the song just because I think he’s sorta pseudo-rapping and then sorta singing. I dunno. I don’t get it. You’re with Doojoon champ. You’re cute, but you just aren’t working it.
I love Minho. I can’t deny his rapping. The little moans are nice too. You can have me and get it all you want. However, I can’t really talk about Minho in this song because I’m distracted.
You own me
Key, there are not enough sexually suggestive words that I can say in order to comprehend how much I want you after listening to this song. I know Minho raps in this, but you OWN this song. Your part at 1:28? Precisely this line:
[Key] 걱정은 마 눈치도 보지마 망설이는 그 시간에도 끝은 다가와
[Key] Don’t worry, don’t even mind it Even in these hesitant times, the end comes near
I’ve listened to that one part so many times and I can’t get over how you epitomize HOT with that line. That whole verse with you and Minho is pure sex. You sound so sexually irritated. Your voice cuts into the music and I just want to give it to you. I don’t want to even talk about this. I’m too worked up just thinking about it. Key. Please. I love this. You are so amazing. I don’t care if people think you’re a diva. I don’t care if you are younger than me. I want you and that’s all that matters.
I want to see this song live so bad. And by live, I mean Key rapping my pants off in person. In bed. It’s that bad.
