And so, another category gets added to all the different categories I have, (MV Review, I'm a Terrible Person, I Dig, etc) and it is going to be called A GIFt to You. Get it? *snort* Naturally, these posts are going to involve the infinite amount of shocking, hilarious and often times yummy K-Pop gif's that I stumble upon in order to avoid homework. I mean, if a picture is worth 1000 words, how much is a moving picture worth? HARRYPOTTERMINDFCK So lets get this started shall we. Naturally, Key is going to have the christening gif. The quality is bad, but the unf is HD.
*caption explodes from pure Keybutt*
So the first bit of the gif, I was all like 'Yeah! Key getting jiggy with it!' *dances along* then he turns around and I was like 'SECKS AND KEY BUTT AND SECKS' and then I watched it for a bit longer.
You see it don't you?
When he turns around, puts his arms up in the air, his head looking down, his knees are bent a bit, his hips thrusting forward and back.
Everything vanishes and I just imagine a bed. He's doing that on a bed.
In my mind, he's riding folks. That's all I can say.
I'll be dreaming about this tonight.
Sure you don't want to take those glasses off first bb?
PS I know! Big Bang's MV is finally out! That means another post very soon! <3
I'm not sure why I keep posting these, or why I think they are funny. But when you look through the sheer volume of K-pop pictures I do a day, you're bound to run into some stuff like this and well, I want it to be fair. I don't want it to seem like just because I don't like someone I'm gonna put them in these pictures. :D
But then again, it's Key for Pete's sake and even though he looks like he just smelled something nasty, I'm still oddly attracted to it.
Nah, looking at it again, I'm not. That's a load of crap.
But I do like the gangsta cap on Key. And the black around his waist? Why so pretty bb? Why? And arm? Yes arm. I like that arm. I want to nom that arm.
I swear, I won't keep doing just SHINee songs for My Jam!, but I got inspired to blog today, and it happened to be for this song. :D It's truly one of my favorite songs ever, so take a minute to listen to this pretty pretty song.
I've already talked about how much I love Minho's rap in the beginning of this song, and I'm about to talk even more about it. You know, I wonder how long it took to record this part. I'm concerned for the person who had to blow record Minho rapping so low and sexily. They must have died of pure joy spontaneously from hearing it live, because I know something in my body wants to explode every time I listen to it, and it's just a recording. The song is somber and sad, and his voice fits it so perfectly. I can't stand it. I ignore Key in this song. Hahaha, of course not. But Minho sure knows how to get me side tracked. I just have to think of how he could get his voice so low and lustful and I get distracted for the rest of the song. No lie.
I know most people like to talk about Taemin's part right after Minho's in the beginning, and I'm going to also because Taemin's cute high voice after Minho's insane low rap returns me back to reality. But then Onew comes in with his singing part and I'm in heaven again. And you know? This is one of the few songs that I actually like the way Jonghyun sings in this song. Yeah I know, I should like it all the time, but it seriously fits. He has a strong, soulful voice that is just perfect.
I see dem legs, Key. :]
The chorus to this song is essentially pure perfect love, yes? I like it because I know it by heart and can actually sing along with it. But each one of the singers in it brings so much unf to the chorus! It's like they are all sad because of this Juliette chick, but they're all doing each other to make them sound like pure sex! Ahhhh I get it now. They don't have the girl, so they get pleasure from each other and ba da bing ba da boom - beautiful pretty Romeo + Juliette comes to existence.
And as if Minho's first rap wasn't enough, they make him speed rap again. And he keeps saying 'Oh my girl oh my girl' over and over again. I mean. Yeah, you know what I'm about to say. And then Key comes in and raps in my favorite rough voice of his and I'm dead.
That's it. End of song. I can't make it through the whole thing because I'm dead at that point. In heaven. Listening to Minho say 'Oh my girl' over and over again in my head.
But then I do hear Key's begging yell at 2:55 and I come back a little, only to get knocked out by Jonghyun actually pwning the shit out of the bridge, with Key, Onew and Taemin all prettily backing up Jonghyun's powerful voice.
And then Minho's rap for a THIRD time. Yeah. THIRD. With Jonghyun's sex yell all over the place, and Taemin's begging-for-breath (yeah, you know that's why he's singing so softly) cute voice.
I should stop being creepy, but as I was scrolling through Tumblr I came across it and I had to do a post about how much I love this picture, and Key's wonderbutt.
I have a thing for butts. I say butt about 400 times daily. No joke. Butt.
Thank you God. Thank you wedgie. Thank you white pants.
Recently, I've been absolutely DIGGIN Shinee's Year of Us album. Yeah, I know it's old, but I've just started listening to Shinee intensely, for some crazy reason. I would probably do it if it weren't a cd (too much? :p). This obsession could be the spawn of the songs....or that Key's look during the Jojo promotions is one of my favorites of him, maybe even my favorite.
Then I ran across this picture.
Key. Just don't make your face look like that. Except in bed. Because then it wouldn't matter. But doesn't he sorta look like he's close to thrusting his hips forward? And biting his lip like that? *ovaries cry* You know what? Never mind. Key, you look fantastic in this picture, as long as I make believe what you are doing.
Taemin... Aww Taemin, such a baby, such a little boy. For now this will pass. But when you hit 18 here bb, I better not see that face on you ever. Except in bed. STOP IT HE'S ILLEGAL!
I've been gone from writing for nearly two months. I fail.
What's even worse is that I actually wrote a post during that time, and didn't publish it. I'm clearly a rookie at this whole blog thing. Anyways, it's my New Year's Resolution to pay more attention to this blog and give it some tender love and care and post at least once every couple of weeks. And with 2011 just starting, I have a feeling there is going to be an insane amount of K-pop hotness waiting for me to stare out for hours. Let the fangirling beginnnnn!
No, my friends. Not krap *eh hem* crap. Korean Rap, of course! I love love love the sound of Korean rapped, at least in K-Pop songs. I listen to a decent amount of American Rap, but Korean rap PWNS the eff out of it. Korean sounds so much better run together than English, it's smoother and so much more dynamic, so here is a post on my three favorite Korean rappers *cough*shineeownsmenow*cough*
3. SHINee's Minho
Show of hands of who wants to be the mic?
I can't help it. Minho's rap at the very beginning of Romeo and Juliette is so deep and perfect. His voice is so rich and I can barely say he's rapping since it sounds so beautiful to me. He's getting so low, I wanna get low with him! Ok, bad joke. There are other songs that Minho sounds like he's whispering low in your ear, saying words quickly so you are forced to lean in so you can hear him. Yes. Minho's voice is deep. That's all I can say.
2. SHINee's Key OH MY GOSH I'M SO BIASED/endthought
So much want...
One of these days I'm going to have a gigantor post about how biased I am about Key. I fricking love him. I want to marry his cheekbones. I want to love his jawbone forever. And to imagine that that face that is prettier than mine can rap hardcore? Yeah. It's so wrong. Anyways, I got distracted. Case 1 for Key's rapping? Get It. Yup. I still effing love that song. Pure sex. Feel free to scroll back and read my thoughts on that song if you wish. I wrote a novel on it. And in Shout Out, I can barely pay attention to Onew's constant groaning (/endlie) with Key friking owning. He's rapping about Picasso. I want a man that raps about Picasso. That's how much I love Key's rapping. It's not rich like Minho, but it's hard and to the point. Yes, Key bb that's how I like it.
1. Big Bang's G-Dragon
Call him King K-Rap
G G G G BABY BABY!!!
I, too, went through the G-Dragon obsession phase, which illuminated to me how incredibly talented G-Dragon is. He's a true artist, and his songs are beautiful and rough when they need to be. The Leaders was my JAM for a few weeks in the early summer, and I still effing love it. GD knows how to rap, and he does it insanely well. He changes his voice to fit the song. And it's clear in his collaboration with TOP. GD&TOP is the best thing in the world, heaven, and the universe. I don't know what the heck GD is even talking about in Knock Out, I just know that it's too incredible. He's a chameleon and perfect. He is the K-RAP KING.
I can't say I put much effort into creating a Halloween-y post. So here is some vintage SHINee in pajamas I think. Oh what I would do to them if I saw them in their pajamas (that hopefully don't look like that...)
Daww....
Hello Baby was so adorable. I wanted SHINee to impregnate me and force them to take care of my baby.
Anyways, this is the picture that I really wanted to talk about.
You know you want me
Key is beautiful. Like I can't get over him lately. I miss this hair so much. It made him so much rougher and amazing. Just look how he's looking in this picture? He's screaming "I want you to come here now so I can bang the living daylights out of you." Yeah, he wants you down there. He's just in the middle of pointing at you to command your attention then he's gonna be pointing down at his junk. See it? Yes. This would be one Happy Halloween if I could be with you, Key.
PS I'm gonna downright ignore the whole Jonghyun situation. I don't like Jongkey as I want Key in my pants, and not Jonghyun's. Key knows who he should call if he gets lonely. Well. He should know.
Ah people actually looked at my blog! And think I'm creepy D:
On September 30, SHINee released their repackaged Hello album, with new single Hello as the title track. As you might tell from the title of this post, this isn’t a review of Hello. Before you listen to the following song, I recommend you watch their music video for Hello. It’ll make the post soooo much better. Soak in the cuteness overload and remember how adorable each member looks and performs, just so you feel dirtier.
Watched Hello? Or at least listened to it? Now listen to Get It. Remember, SHINee was just super adorable. Get ready to get confused. But note, if you can’t understand Korean, DON’T LOOK UP TRANSLATIONS yet. Don’t worry. It’ll be better.
You aren’t even reading this now huh? You are so emerged in this booty song, you’ll only start reading this after you’ve listened to it a million times and feel your ovaries screaming with every “Get it” rap you hear. If you are still reading, the beat of Get It is hypnotizing and sends you to a place where you didn’t think SHINee could go(except for maybe Get Down, but not really. Get It frikin PWNS Get Down folks). But you can’t help but think how BAD you wanna be where ever SHINee is when you’re listening to Get It.
As I said before, you really shouldn’t read the translation to Get It, until you fully appreciate how RIDICULOUSLY HOT the song is even when you don’t understand it. As you know, I’m not Korean, nor do I understand any of it. I became a HUGE fan of SHINee’s Ready or Not because I thought it’d be filled with nasty lyrics and sexual tension. Man, was I wrong. I didn’t want to read the translation to Get It because I thought it could be perfectly innocent like Ready or Not. Initially, I distorted Get It to satisfy my need for a sexy SHINee song and decided I’d focus on the seemingly dirty English lyrics incorporated through out the song such as:
• Um…the title • I pee in your hand? oh wait no. but srsly, listen at 0:25. it sounds like that to someone retarded like me. • like boom…like toxic • Get it…don’t stop • Tonight (Yes. This one word make me lust for Key.) • Hey baby, you and me • Now it’s time, and nobody can stop me • Make you mine now • Girl, I got you
As you can see, if you just focus on the English lyrics, you pretty much know that this song IS NOT going in the cutesy direction that Ready or Not found itself going down. I convinced myself after I listened to the song 100 times, if I found out that it wasn't sexy I would still absolutely love it and still make it dirty in my head. And so, I read the translation.
And my ovaries are so happy I did. I EFFING LOVE “SEX ME!” SHINEE!
It’s all come hither. It’s all come to my bed. Its ALL come do me this second. Take the first verse:
[Minho] The man you were waiting for, that’s me I’m ready to steal your heart If you want me, then say so, it’s now time I need you in order to make that possible [Key] Look at me roughly, my appearance is like boom Now I’m gonna hold onto you for sure The glare I’m giving out is like toxic Everything rolls down, one by one
I EFFING LOVE IT.
I love hearing SHINee like this. It might be because Key and Minho are my favorites in the group and these kind of songs show off how ridiculously moan-tastic their voices are. They go hard I tell you, HARD. This song is soooo bad, its sooooo good.
Ok, back to reviewing the song. Whoever produced this song PWNS so hard. I said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s a MAJOR booty song. The bass is clearly in the forefront, but the vocals of Jonghyun, Onew, and Taemin really add another “instrument” to the song and make it soooo much hotter than if it was just a Minho and Key duet. Their soft, sexy, ‘come and get me’ voices over the hard beat really support the rough rap. Even so, you can’t ignore the rap. It’s the meat of the song. and oh yeah, EFFING HOT.
Onew. Srsly. Your part at 0:37 causes me to want to bow down to you and do what ever you want. You can see that. I know that. Here is why I’m sorta sexually confused around you. After watching the Hello teaser, I wanted to cuddle with you so much and see your cute smiling face while jumping rope or something. Not so much after listening to this song. You can’t look all giddy and perfect all the time because I can tell from your voice and attitude that you are a FREAK who wants in my pants. Don’t deny it. Don’t hide it. Embrace it Onew.
I really don’t want to talk about Taemin, because I’ve personally done a very good job in evading his charms, even through watching Lucifer a million times. Stop it. You are kid. You don’t want to get it. You shouldn’t even know that! I HATE that you sing in this song because it makes me start to think you attractive. Luckily, you have like 6 lines. Thank GOD for my ovaries. I just think of how you might look when you’re singing this and its just wrong. I’m gonna watch the Hello performance and try to convince myself that all I want to do to you is pinch your (face) cheeks.
I’m not a fan of Jonghyun. I’m really not. I won’t be saying much about him because I’m a terrible person. I don’t really like him in the song just because I think he’s sorta pseudo-rapping and then sorta singing. I dunno. I don’t get it. You’re with Doojoon champ. You’re cute, but you just aren’t working it.
I love Minho. I can’t deny his rapping. The little moans are nice too. You can have me and get it all you want. However, I can’t really talk about Minho in this song because I’m distracted.
You own me
Key, there are not enough sexually suggestive words that I can say in order to comprehend how much I want you after listening to this song. I know Minho raps in this, but you OWN this song. Your part at 1:28? Precisely this line:
[Key] 걱정은 마 눈치도 보지마 망설이는 그 시간에도 끝은 다가와
[Key] Don’t worry, don’t even mind it Even in these hesitant times, the end comes near
I’ve listened to that one part so many times and I can’t get over how you epitomize HOT with that line. That whole verse with you and Minho is pure sex. You sound so sexually irritated. Your voice cuts into the music and I just want to give it to you. I don’t want to even talk about this. I’m too worked up just thinking about it. Key. Please. I love this. You are so amazing. I don’t care if people think you’re a diva. I don’t care if you are younger than me. I want you and that’s all that matters.
I want to see this song live so bad. And by live, I mean Key rapping my pants off in person. In bed. It’s that bad.
