I swear, I won't keep doing just SHINee songs for My Jam!, but I got inspired to blog today, and it happened to be for this song. :D It's truly one of my favorite songs ever, so take a minute to listen to this pretty pretty song.
I've already talked about how much I love Minho's rap in the beginning of this song, and I'm about to talk even more about it. You know, I wonder how long it took to record this part. I'm concerned for the person who had to blow record Minho rapping so low and sexily. They must have died of pure joy spontaneously from hearing it live, because I know something in my body wants to explode every time I listen to it, and it's just a recording. The song is somber and sad, and his voice fits it so perfectly. I can't stand it. I ignore Key in this song. Hahaha, of course not. But Minho sure knows how to get me side tracked. I just have to think of how he could get his voice so low and lustful and I get distracted for the rest of the song. No lie.
I know most people like to talk about Taemin's part right after Minho's in the beginning, and I'm going to also because Taemin's cute high voice after Minho's insane low rap returns me back to reality. But then Onew comes in with his singing part and I'm in heaven again. And you know? This is one of the few songs that I actually like the way Jonghyun sings in this song. Yeah I know, I should like it all the time, but it seriously fits. He has a strong, soulful voice that is just perfect.
I see dem legs, Key. :]
The chorus to this song is essentially pure perfect love, yes? I like it because I know it by heart and can actually sing along with it. But each one of the singers in it brings so much unf to the chorus! It's like they are all sad because of this Juliette chick, but they're all doing each other to make them sound like pure sex! Ahhhh I get it now. They don't have the girl, so they get pleasure from each other and ba da bing ba da boom - beautiful pretty Romeo + Juliette comes to existence.
And as if Minho's first rap wasn't enough, they make him speed rap again. And he keeps saying 'Oh my girl oh my girl' over and over again. I mean. Yeah, you know what I'm about to say. And then Key comes in and raps in my favorite rough voice of his and I'm dead.
That's it. End of song. I can't make it through the whole thing because I'm dead at that point. In heaven. Listening to Minho say 'Oh my girl' over and over again in my head.
But then I do hear Key's begging yell at 2:55 and I come back a little, only to get knocked out by Jonghyun actually pwning the shit out of the bridge, with Key, Onew and Taemin all prettily backing up Jonghyun's powerful voice.
And then Minho's rap for a THIRD time. Yeah. THIRD. With Jonghyun's sex yell all over the place, and Taemin's begging-for-breath (yeah, you know that's why he's singing so softly) cute voice.
Ah people actually looked at my blog! And think I'm creepy D:
On September 30, SHINee released their repackaged Hello album, with new single Hello as the title track. As you might tell from the title of this post, this isn’t a review of Hello. Before you listen to the following song, I recommend you watch their music video for Hello. It’ll make the post soooo much better. Soak in the cuteness overload and remember how adorable each member looks and performs, just so you feel dirtier.
Watched Hello? Or at least listened to it? Now listen to Get It. Remember, SHINee was just super adorable. Get ready to get confused. But note, if you can’t understand Korean, DON’T LOOK UP TRANSLATIONS yet. Don’t worry. It’ll be better.
You aren’t even reading this now huh? You are so emerged in this booty song, you’ll only start reading this after you’ve listened to it a million times and feel your ovaries screaming with every “Get it” rap you hear. If you are still reading, the beat of Get It is hypnotizing and sends you to a place where you didn’t think SHINee could go(except for maybe Get Down, but not really. Get It frikin PWNS Get Down folks). But you can’t help but think how BAD you wanna be where ever SHINee is when you’re listening to Get It.
As I said before, you really shouldn’t read the translation to Get It, until you fully appreciate how RIDICULOUSLY HOT the song is even when you don’t understand it. As you know, I’m not Korean, nor do I understand any of it. I became a HUGE fan of SHINee’s Ready or Not because I thought it’d be filled with nasty lyrics and sexual tension. Man, was I wrong. I didn’t want to read the translation to Get It because I thought it could be perfectly innocent like Ready or Not. Initially, I distorted Get It to satisfy my need for a sexy SHINee song and decided I’d focus on the seemingly dirty English lyrics incorporated through out the song such as:
• Um…the title • I pee in your hand? oh wait no. but srsly, listen at 0:25. it sounds like that to someone retarded like me. • like boom…like toxic • Get it…don’t stop • Tonight (Yes. This one word make me lust for Key.) • Hey baby, you and me • Now it’s time, and nobody can stop me • Make you mine now • Girl, I got you
As you can see, if you just focus on the English lyrics, you pretty much know that this song IS NOT going in the cutesy direction that Ready or Not found itself going down. I convinced myself after I listened to the song 100 times, if I found out that it wasn't sexy I would still absolutely love it and still make it dirty in my head. And so, I read the translation.
And my ovaries are so happy I did. I EFFING LOVE “SEX ME!” SHINEE!
It’s all come hither. It’s all come to my bed. Its ALL come do me this second. Take the first verse:
[Minho] The man you were waiting for, that’s me I’m ready to steal your heart If you want me, then say so, it’s now time I need you in order to make that possible [Key] Look at me roughly, my appearance is like boom Now I’m gonna hold onto you for sure The glare I’m giving out is like toxic Everything rolls down, one by one
I EFFING LOVE IT.
I love hearing SHINee like this. It might be because Key and Minho are my favorites in the group and these kind of songs show off how ridiculously moan-tastic their voices are. They go hard I tell you, HARD. This song is soooo bad, its sooooo good.
Ok, back to reviewing the song. Whoever produced this song PWNS so hard. I said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s a MAJOR booty song. The bass is clearly in the forefront, but the vocals of Jonghyun, Onew, and Taemin really add another “instrument” to the song and make it soooo much hotter than if it was just a Minho and Key duet. Their soft, sexy, ‘come and get me’ voices over the hard beat really support the rough rap. Even so, you can’t ignore the rap. It’s the meat of the song. and oh yeah, EFFING HOT.
Onew. Srsly. Your part at 0:37 causes me to want to bow down to you and do what ever you want. You can see that. I know that. Here is why I’m sorta sexually confused around you. After watching the Hello teaser, I wanted to cuddle with you so much and see your cute smiling face while jumping rope or something. Not so much after listening to this song. You can’t look all giddy and perfect all the time because I can tell from your voice and attitude that you are a FREAK who wants in my pants. Don’t deny it. Don’t hide it. Embrace it Onew.
I really don’t want to talk about Taemin, because I’ve personally done a very good job in evading his charms, even through watching Lucifer a million times. Stop it. You are kid. You don’t want to get it. You shouldn’t even know that! I HATE that you sing in this song because it makes me start to think you attractive. Luckily, you have like 6 lines. Thank GOD for my ovaries. I just think of how you might look when you’re singing this and its just wrong. I’m gonna watch the Hello performance and try to convince myself that all I want to do to you is pinch your (face) cheeks.
I’m not a fan of Jonghyun. I’m really not. I won’t be saying much about him because I’m a terrible person. I don’t really like him in the song just because I think he’s sorta pseudo-rapping and then sorta singing. I dunno. I don’t get it. You’re with Doojoon champ. You’re cute, but you just aren’t working it.
I love Minho. I can’t deny his rapping. The little moans are nice too. You can have me and get it all you want. However, I can’t really talk about Minho in this song because I’m distracted.
You own me
Key, there are not enough sexually suggestive words that I can say in order to comprehend how much I want you after listening to this song. I know Minho raps in this, but you OWN this song. Your part at 1:28? Precisely this line:
[Key] 걱정은 마 눈치도 보지마 망설이는 그 시간에도 끝은 다가와
[Key] Don’t worry, don’t even mind it Even in these hesitant times, the end comes near
I’ve listened to that one part so many times and I can’t get over how you epitomize HOT with that line. That whole verse with you and Minho is pure sex. You sound so sexually irritated. Your voice cuts into the music and I just want to give it to you. I don’t want to even talk about this. I’m too worked up just thinking about it. Key. Please. I love this. You are so amazing. I don’t care if people think you’re a diva. I don’t care if you are younger than me. I want you and that’s all that matters.
I want to see this song live so bad. And by live, I mean Key rapping my pants off in person. In bed. It’s that bad.
