Big Bang is BACK!

Epic doesn't even begin to describe this.

Unless you have been living under a rock that shields you from any K-pop news or have no sense of a life, you already know that Big Bang has finally come out with their new 4th mini album!

*fangirl squeal*

Anyways, as you guys may or not know, Big Bang was my first time, and quite possibly most favorite, K-pop group, so I have been pumped for this day for soooo long and am undoubtedly going to be talking about this for at least the next couple of days. I've listened to the whole album, so there will be a My Jam! coming up (maybe even more :D), along with an MV Review for Tonight, whenever that comes out....*grumbles* *shakes fist at YG for lies*.

Because of the serious lack of visuals *cough*RELEASETHEMVYG*cough* for now I'm just gonna talk about the pure SECKS that Big Bang has become over the course of their hiatus. Seriously. I can't get over it. It's like for the entire nearly 2 years off, they were doing nasty dirty deeds to stylists and hair people to make them look fricking fantastic. FANTASTIC.

SECKS EYEBROW + YELLOW BELT = MOAR SECKS

So, we're gonna start with my favorite, Seungri. You already know what I'm gonna say but I'm gonna say it anyways. Seungri, I love that you kept it you! You know exactly how your works perfectly with your face, and you don't fuss with it or change the color drastically, but keep it clean and polished. But I see what you did thar Seungri, putting a yellow belt over your junk. I see it. I was scanning the picture innocently, trying to find what part of your outfit I like best and I was like *scan* *scan *scan* *yellow?* CROTCH *distracted*

Bite that lip bb!

G-Dragon with blond hair is almost as good to my ovaries as Taemin with blond hair. I know some people were saying that he should stick the blond as a signature for his solo works, but GD was so incredibly epic with his solo career, that I think it was the right choice to carry over this style. I love the shorter cut, it shows off the beautiful face, but throw the animal print in the toilet will ya? I'M SICK OF IT. First SHINee, then Beast, and now Big Bang? OH WAIT. I see it. You men are animals. Animals. I like it. And again with the crotch, this time with a hand and a pink belt down there? Unnnnnng! The biting lip! *sigh* Although your eyes look a little jacked up GD, I'll take it!

Where da secks?

Someone has to be the least improved TOP, and I feel like I'm always raining on your parade, but damb. The silver hair. I don't get it. It doesn't make you the silver fox. It just doesn't. AND WHERE IS THE EPIC TOP SECKS FACE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?! I honestly love that face. And the gold coat? No. I really like that TOP has his own identifiable awesome style, but the silver hair is making me think. You matching the curtains with the rug TOP?

THE JAW LINE IS NOW DIAMONDS

Taeyang is flawless. End of story. I have never loved a faux hawk in my life as much as I love Taeyang's and I'm so incredibly happy he kept it. Could you imagine that hair in real life? Running your hands through the short buzzed part? Unf! And the jaw line? Yes yes yes quintessential Taeyang to the max. Like Seungri, Taeyang stayed with what works. And it works bb! IT WORKS. Particularly the pointing at the crotch part. The only thing I wish to see again are those flawless lickable abs. MV maybe? I could always watch the I'll Be There mv, but I feel the need for some new angles mmkay bb?

HOLY SHEIT.

Last but definitely not least, Daesung. Have I said I don't like Daesung? Well, I didn't. UNTIL FCKING NOW! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU DAE?! You were once this somewhat weird looking dude that I was like mehhh why do people like you?! BUT DAMB they did you good Dae. LOOK AT YOUR FACE WHAT IS THAT FACE. Your lips looks so FULL and delicious. AND THE HAIR THE DARK HAIR oh my gosh. I was very used to the lighter hair, which was basically mirroring your sunny personality, but I LOVE this foil of the dark hair. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I find you...sexy now? No, I can't say that. You're Dae. But gah! SO GOOD the hair color. LIKE CHOCOLATE and all over your face like drizzled chocolate or something? I dunno. But I am clearly spazzing. They did you up Dae. I fcking love it. You have made ground my friend. get on it. PEEKING EYE THROUGH HAIR oh my gosh. So come hither isn't it?

I feel like I'm cheating on Seungri right now.

Thanks Dae.

MV Review: Seungri's V.V.I.P and What Can I Do?

You MUST have seen it coming.

He was my first bias anyways.

Ok. Clearly there are more SHINee fanblogs on in my bookmarks because I had NO idea this was coming. I woke up in the morning two days ago, went on Youtube and BAM, VI comes out with TWO music videos to rape my eyes with, What Can I Do? and V.V.I.P.


Let's start off with V.V.I.P, shall we? I'm gonna be frank, I still am warming up to it. I ADORE the hook-ish sounding chorus. I love it. But the old school band sound isn't cutting it for me. But I am warming up to it. Right this second I'm singing along with it. I enjoy the video mostly because of three parts:

Can't you be mine?

Rich people throw money. Seungri is such a beast, he throws credit cards. This 20 second, tea party scene is probably my favorite part of the video. He looks so perfect, from a cocky little smug smile, to his cute little innocent smile. The smile in the middle picture makes me feel like a pedophile, even though I'm younger than him. I don't know. He looks like he's naughty, but the white and the smile makes me want to take everything away from him. Why there has to be a bunch of girls with crazy hair in the table around him? I don't know. That doesn't make sense. All that makes sense is that...he's beautiful?

UNF move that azz bb!

VI. Please never ever ever stop dancing. You might feel like you want to after seeing how many of video's of Key shaking his hips I have favorited, but this is why you are my favorite dancer in Big Bang. He moves so well in this song. The song feels really summer-y to me, and I really wish they had released it later in the year. With the dancing that has sort of a hip-py, happy and bold dance feel, I think that Seungri had a chance to demonstrate his strength, which is sticking to choreography. However, Seungri has SWAG in this song, which I didn't really buy when he attempted it in Strong Baby. Or, maybe I just like the circles he makes with his hips. *swoons*

Perfect.

Seungri. I can legitimately say I love you. This is the sort of thing that made me absolutely ADORE you before I knew ANYTHING about K-pop. Impersonating your fellow Big Bang members? Genius! Now I know a night with you is like a night with all of you, yes? I feel like it shows that he still has a sense of humor, even with all the success that he has. I can buy the swag he gives, because he's still acts human, not like some sex machine in Strong Baby(which was NOT a bad thing). And that is infinitely endearing.



Next is What Can I Do? Again, I did not feel this song, but now I could marry it and be happy forever. I don't even want to take screenshots of the song because I would have to screenshot every second of the video, it's the visual soul mate of the song. It highlights the type of performance that I feel is quintessential Seungri. The song is a perfect dance song to showcase his dance skills, but perfectly sad that there is an amazing amount of soul in his voice. Both the song and the music video are so pleasing to the senses, I just want to keep watching. I want to know why he's sad, I want to know what that chick did, and I want to know what I can do to help. This song makes me speechless.

Big Bang was falling of my radar a bit, but I'm so happy to go back into loving them, and especially Seungri. I feel that he has to prove that he belongs in the group, and for me, both of these videos showcase that Seungri is meant to perform. You can hear it in his voice, you can see it in his dance, he wants to be up there, and that's why he is. Thanks so much for this VI.

Farri ♥

PS Not to rain on the Victory parade, but I have to mention this.

Why?

Why is there a key? I'm sorry. I'm officially forever a Locket, and I know other people can use keys, but Seungri isn't Key! I don't get it. I'm sorry. Get rid of the stupid key and get some victory coins or something. I hate that I can't ignore this, but when I really started watching these videos, I yelled for like 20 minutes straight about it. What's worse is that I want one, but I wouldn't be able to decide who it was for, Key or Seungri?! See my confusion?!

I'm Biased: Seungri

The man who started it all.

I know right? Not who you would expect to start a K-Pop obsession, but Mr. Seungri started it all. Interestingly enough, I can remember the first picture of Big Bang that caught my eye earlier this year.

Oh haaaaaay

I can remember saying to myself, "Hey, I need a favorite. Oh who is this in the middle?" I originally thought it was TOP, since everyone fawned over him, but instead it was the maknae Seungri.

There are so many things I like about Seungri. I feel like he's really underrated as a member of Big Bang. People overlook his vocals for Dae and Tae's ability, and overlook his dancing for Tae's, but I love that he is still a trooper even though he may not be the most talented or the most loved. I for one LOVE his dancing. His rhythm is impeccable and executes choreography perfectly. PERFECTLY. He's young, but has a lot of heart and soul. He's adorably funny and cute. He'll always be my first K-Pop love, and others may come and go, but VI, you will always be there. I'll never, ever have anything bad to say about him, even when I wear my VI socks for good luck on test days and they don't do sh!t. omg did I just say that...

Oh, and I love his face. Can I mention that? I love his cute panda eyes and his cute little lips.

And I love that I will never look at the word 'crack' the same again in my life. Strong Baby may not be a Grammy winner, but when Seungri and I get it on, you bet yer butt that is gonna be playing in the background. Crack of a whip? Mmmm yeah, Seungri, I'll be yelling victory allllll night. ;)

PS No Strong Baby shirtless pic? NO because I've looked at that picture a million times. I WANT MORE SKIN SEUNGRI.