Big Bang is BACK!

Epic doesn't even begin to describe this.

Unless you have been living under a rock that shields you from any K-pop news or have no sense of a life, you already know that Big Bang has finally come out with their new 4th mini album!

*fangirl squeal*

Anyways, as you guys may or not know, Big Bang was my first time, and quite possibly most favorite, K-pop group, so I have been pumped for this day for soooo long and am undoubtedly going to be talking about this for at least the next couple of days. I've listened to the whole album, so there will be a My Jam! coming up (maybe even more :D), along with an MV Review for Tonight, whenever that comes out....*grumbles* *shakes fist at YG for lies*.

Because of the serious lack of visuals *cough*RELEASETHEMVYG*cough* for now I'm just gonna talk about the pure SECKS that Big Bang has become over the course of their hiatus. Seriously. I can't get over it. It's like for the entire nearly 2 years off, they were doing nasty dirty deeds to stylists and hair people to make them look fricking fantastic. FANTASTIC.

SECKS EYEBROW + YELLOW BELT = MOAR SECKS

So, we're gonna start with my favorite, Seungri. You already know what I'm gonna say but I'm gonna say it anyways. Seungri, I love that you kept it you! You know exactly how your works perfectly with your face, and you don't fuss with it or change the color drastically, but keep it clean and polished. But I see what you did thar Seungri, putting a yellow belt over your junk. I see it. I was scanning the picture innocently, trying to find what part of your outfit I like best and I was like *scan* *scan *scan* *yellow?* CROTCH *distracted*

Bite that lip bb!

G-Dragon with blond hair is almost as good to my ovaries as Taemin with blond hair. I know some people were saying that he should stick the blond as a signature for his solo works, but GD was so incredibly epic with his solo career, that I think it was the right choice to carry over this style. I love the shorter cut, it shows off the beautiful face, but throw the animal print in the toilet will ya? I'M SICK OF IT. First SHINee, then Beast, and now Big Bang? OH WAIT. I see it. You men are animals. Animals. I like it. And again with the crotch, this time with a hand and a pink belt down there? Unnnnnng! The biting lip! *sigh* Although your eyes look a little jacked up GD, I'll take it!

Where da secks?

Someone has to be the least improved TOP, and I feel like I'm always raining on your parade, but damb. The silver hair. I don't get it. It doesn't make you the silver fox. It just doesn't. AND WHERE IS THE EPIC TOP SECKS FACE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?! I honestly love that face. And the gold coat? No. I really like that TOP has his own identifiable awesome style, but the silver hair is making me think. You matching the curtains with the rug TOP?

THE JAW LINE IS NOW DIAMONDS

Taeyang is flawless. End of story. I have never loved a faux hawk in my life as much as I love Taeyang's and I'm so incredibly happy he kept it. Could you imagine that hair in real life? Running your hands through the short buzzed part? Unf! And the jaw line? Yes yes yes quintessential Taeyang to the max. Like Seungri, Taeyang stayed with what works. And it works bb! IT WORKS. Particularly the pointing at the crotch part. The only thing I wish to see again are those flawless lickable abs. MV maybe? I could always watch the I'll Be There mv, but I feel the need for some new angles mmkay bb?

HOLY SHEIT.

Last but definitely not least, Daesung. Have I said I don't like Daesung? Well, I didn't. UNTIL FCKING NOW! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU DAE?! You were once this somewhat weird looking dude that I was like mehhh why do people like you?! BUT DAMB they did you good Dae. LOOK AT YOUR FACE WHAT IS THAT FACE. Your lips looks so FULL and delicious. AND THE HAIR THE DARK HAIR oh my gosh. I was very used to the lighter hair, which was basically mirroring your sunny personality, but I LOVE this foil of the dark hair. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I find you...sexy now? No, I can't say that. You're Dae. But gah! SO GOOD the hair color. LIKE CHOCOLATE and all over your face like drizzled chocolate or something? I dunno. But I am clearly spazzing. They did you up Dae. I fcking love it. You have made ground my friend. get on it. PEEKING EYE THROUGH HAIR oh my gosh. So come hither isn't it?

I feel like I'm cheating on Seungri right now.

Thanks Dae.

I Dig: K-Rap!

No, my friends. Not krap *eh hem* crap. Korean Rap, of course! I love love love the sound of Korean rapped, at least in K-Pop songs. I listen to a decent amount of American Rap, but Korean rap PWNS the eff out of it. Korean sounds so much better run together than English, it's smoother and so much more dynamic, so here is a post on my three favorite Korean rappers *cough*shineeownsmenow*cough*

3. SHINee's Minho

Show of hands of who wants to be the mic?

I can't help it. Minho's rap at the very beginning of Romeo and Juliette is so deep and perfect. His voice is so rich and I can barely say he's rapping since it sounds so beautiful to me. He's getting so low, I wanna get low with him! Ok, bad joke. There are other songs that Minho sounds like he's whispering low in your ear, saying words quickly so you are forced to lean in so you can hear him. Yes. Minho's voice is deep. That's all I can say.

2. SHINee's Key
OH MY GOSH I'M SO BIASED/endthought

So much want...

One of these days I'm going to have a gigantor post about how biased I am about Key. I fricking love him. I want to marry his cheekbones. I want to love his jawbone forever. And to imagine that that face that is prettier than mine can rap hardcore? Yeah. It's so wrong. Anyways, I got distracted. Case 1 for Key's rapping? Get It. Yup. I still effing love that song. Pure sex. Feel free to scroll back and read my thoughts on that song if you wish. I wrote a novel on it. And in Shout Out, I can barely pay attention to Onew's constant groaning (/endlie) with Key friking owning. He's rapping about Picasso. I want a man that raps about Picasso. That's how much I love Key's rapping. It's not rich like Minho, but it's hard and to the point. Yes, Key bb that's how I like it.

1. Big Bang's G-Dragon

Call him King K-Rap

G G G G BABY BABY!!!

I, too, went through the G-Dragon obsession phase, which illuminated to me how incredibly talented G-Dragon is. He's a true artist, and his songs are beautiful and rough when they need to be. The Leaders was my JAM for a few weeks in the early summer, and I still effing love it. GD knows how to rap, and he does it insanely well. He changes his voice to fit the song. And it's clear in his collaboration with TOP. GD&TOP is the best thing in the world, heaven, and the universe. I don't know what the heck GD is even talking about in Knock Out, I just know that it's too incredible. He's a chameleon and perfect. He is the K-RAP KING.

I Dig: Taemin's Blonde Hair

I've been thinking about blogging about Taemin for a while now. Ok, since the Hello music video came out. I have a little crush on him, like how an 11-year-old likes ponies. I even have a little novel about him written out, but now that I have seen this Esquire spread with him and Minho, I have one thing to say.

I've got so much love!

Blonde hair WORKS on Taemin.

He's looking good. Like for real. A perfect little rascal. I dig it. I really do.
Props to your colorist.

P.S. wtf...I just cropped Minho out of a picture. This is the end of the world.
P.S.S. Taemin, I still like legit hate you for being prettier than me.

EDIT 10.23.10

Not like this dollcakes. Blonde + Curly = Me going back to Key and Minho.

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