A GIFt to You: You Ridin?

And so, another category gets added to all the different categories I have, (MV Review, I'm a Terrible Person, I Dig, etc) and it is going to be called A GIFt to You. Get it? *snort* Naturally, these posts are going to involve the infinite amount of shocking, hilarious and often times yummy K-Pop gif's that I stumble upon in order to avoid homework. I mean, if a picture is worth 1000 words, how much is a moving picture worth? HARRYPOTTERMINDFCK So lets get this started shall we. Naturally, Key is going to have the christening gif. The quality is bad, but the unf is HD.

*caption explodes from pure Keybutt*

So the first bit of the gif, I was all like 'Yeah! Key getting jiggy with it!' *dances along* then he turns around and I was like 'SECKS AND KEY BUTT AND SECKS' and then I watched it for a bit longer.

You see it don't you?

When he turns around, puts his arms up in the air, his head looking down, his knees are bent a bit, his hips thrusting forward and back.

Everything vanishes and I just imagine a bed. He's doing that on a bed.

In my mind, he's riding folks. That's all I can say.

I'll be dreaming about this tonight.

Sure you don't want to take those glasses off first bb?

PS I know! Big Bang's MV is finally out! That means another post very soon! <3

My Favorite Thing in the World

KEYBUTT

Behold, a masterpiece.

I should stop being creepy, but as I was scrolling through Tumblr I came across it and I had to do a post about how much I love this picture, and Key's wonderbutt.

I have a thing for butts. I say butt about 400 times daily. No joke. Butt.

Thank you God.
Thank you wedgie.
Thank you white pants.

Butt.

I'm Irked

I DIG IT.

I've obviously been too buys to blog lately and the reason is because I'm too busy jammin to Beast's fourth mini album, Lights Go On Again. I didn't like the new concept very much *cough* at all *cough*, until I was up until three in the morning with nothing better to do but to listen to the album over and over again. In those wee morning hours, I fell in dear love with I Like You the Best, which I'm beyond pumped is their next single. I can't wait for the MV, but I especially can't wait to see the live performance, particularly Dongwoon's cute singing. But on this note, I have a couple complaints. I love this album, don't get me wrong, but some things are just...irking me.

1. Junhyung's Babble at the Beginning of EVERY SONG

Yeah, you better stay away Hyunseung.

You know, I was almost seeing the light and finding Junhyung attractive, maybe it was the fact that my ovaries had been killing to see him in a neck brace and that was finally satisfied. Maybe not. Anyways, I hate to say it, but he's in last. He just can't keep his mouth shut at the beginning of any song. "Aye, this song is just for yeh." No rly? I didn't know. "My beautiful my guuuurl." It sounds like he's trying to get in bed with you in the first ten seconds of the song, since he's sorta whispering. Good or Bad? I don't know. All I know is that I don't get it. And now that I've noticed it, I'll never get over it.

2. Dongwoon's Singing

Must. Edit. Out. Fur. Sleeves!

I know, I know, I just said this was a good thing, however, I don't thing Dongwoon was meant to sing the way that Lights Go on Again is making him sing. Ok, not that, because I love it. Along with the blonde hairdo. If I saw him walking down the street, not only would I rape him, I'd still be mildly confused about his heritage. Anyways, to make a long story short, I want Dongwoon to rap again! What is this!? It sorta ties itno the Junhyung complaint. I'm sick of him being the only one! Dongwoon's rap voice is unftastic and to die for! Instead, they make him sing so little parts. That I love. But still. It takes his singing about 10 minutes to take my pants off while his rapping takes about .2 seconds.

/endrant
I'm a terrible person to complain like this.

I'm Biased: Seungri

The man who started it all.

I know right? Not who you would expect to start a K-Pop obsession, but Mr. Seungri started it all. Interestingly enough, I can remember the first picture of Big Bang that caught my eye earlier this year.

Oh haaaaaay

I can remember saying to myself, "Hey, I need a favorite. Oh who is this in the middle?" I originally thought it was TOP, since everyone fawned over him, but instead it was the maknae Seungri.

There are so many things I like about Seungri. I feel like he's really underrated as a member of Big Bang. People overlook his vocals for Dae and Tae's ability, and overlook his dancing for Tae's, but I love that he is still a trooper even though he may not be the most talented or the most loved. I for one LOVE his dancing. His rhythm is impeccable and executes choreography perfectly. PERFECTLY. He's young, but has a lot of heart and soul. He's adorably funny and cute. He'll always be my first K-Pop love, and others may come and go, but VI, you will always be there. I'll never, ever have anything bad to say about him, even when I wear my VI socks for good luck on test days and they don't do sh!t. omg did I just say that...

Oh, and I love his face. Can I mention that? I love his cute panda eyes and his cute little lips.

And I love that I will never look at the word 'crack' the same again in my life. Strong Baby may not be a Grammy winner, but when Seungri and I get it on, you bet yer butt that is gonna be playing in the background. Crack of a whip? Mmmm yeah, Seungri, I'll be yelling victory allllll night. ;)

PS No Strong Baby shirtless pic? NO because I've looked at that picture a million times. I WANT MORE SKIN SEUNGRI.

Happy Halloween!

I can't say I put much effort into creating a Halloween-y post. So here is some vintage SHINee in pajamas I think. Oh what I would do to them if I saw them in their pajamas (that hopefully don't look like that...)

Daww....

Hello Baby was so adorable. I wanted SHINee to impregnate me and force them to take care of my baby.

Anyways, this is the picture that I really wanted to talk about.

You know you want me

Key is beautiful. Like I can't get over him lately. I miss this hair so much. It made him so much rougher and amazing. Just look how he's looking in this picture? He's screaming "I want you to come here now so I can bang the living daylights out of you." Yeah, he wants you down there. He's just in the middle of pointing at you to command your attention then he's gonna be pointing down at his junk. See it? Yes. This would be one Happy Halloween if I could be with you, Key.

PS I'm gonna downright ignore the whole Jonghyun situation. I don't like Jongkey as I want Key in my pants, and not Jonghyun's. Key knows who he should call if he gets lonely. Well. He should know.