A GIFt to You: You Ridin?

And so, another category gets added to all the different categories I have, (MV Review, I'm a Terrible Person, I Dig, etc) and it is going to be called A GIFt to You. Get it? *snort* Naturally, these posts are going to involve the infinite amount of shocking, hilarious and often times yummy K-Pop gif's that I stumble upon in order to avoid homework. I mean, if a picture is worth 1000 words, how much is a moving picture worth? HARRYPOTTERMINDFCK So lets get this started shall we. Naturally, Key is going to have the christening gif. The quality is bad, but the unf is HD.

*caption explodes from pure Keybutt*

So the first bit of the gif, I was all like 'Yeah! Key getting jiggy with it!' *dances along* then he turns around and I was like 'SECKS AND KEY BUTT AND SECKS' and then I watched it for a bit longer.

You see it don't you?

When he turns around, puts his arms up in the air, his head looking down, his knees are bent a bit, his hips thrusting forward and back.

Everything vanishes and I just imagine a bed. He's doing that on a bed.

In my mind, he's riding folks. That's all I can say.

I'll be dreaming about this tonight.

Sure you don't want to take those glasses off first bb?

PS I know! Big Bang's MV is finally out! That means another post very soon! <3

Big Bang is BACK!

Epic doesn't even begin to describe this.

Unless you have been living under a rock that shields you from any K-pop news or have no sense of a life, you already know that Big Bang has finally come out with their new 4th mini album!

*fangirl squeal*

Anyways, as you guys may or not know, Big Bang was my first time, and quite possibly most favorite, K-pop group, so I have been pumped for this day for soooo long and am undoubtedly going to be talking about this for at least the next couple of days. I've listened to the whole album, so there will be a My Jam! coming up (maybe even more :D), along with an MV Review for Tonight, whenever that comes out....*grumbles* *shakes fist at YG for lies*.

Because of the serious lack of visuals *cough*RELEASETHEMVYG*cough* for now I'm just gonna talk about the pure SECKS that Big Bang has become over the course of their hiatus. Seriously. I can't get over it. It's like for the entire nearly 2 years off, they were doing nasty dirty deeds to stylists and hair people to make them look fricking fantastic. FANTASTIC.

SECKS EYEBROW + YELLOW BELT = MOAR SECKS

So, we're gonna start with my favorite, Seungri. You already know what I'm gonna say but I'm gonna say it anyways. Seungri, I love that you kept it you! You know exactly how your works perfectly with your face, and you don't fuss with it or change the color drastically, but keep it clean and polished. But I see what you did thar Seungri, putting a yellow belt over your junk. I see it. I was scanning the picture innocently, trying to find what part of your outfit I like best and I was like *scan* *scan *scan* *yellow?* CROTCH *distracted*

Bite that lip bb!

G-Dragon with blond hair is almost as good to my ovaries as Taemin with blond hair. I know some people were saying that he should stick the blond as a signature for his solo works, but GD was so incredibly epic with his solo career, that I think it was the right choice to carry over this style. I love the shorter cut, it shows off the beautiful face, but throw the animal print in the toilet will ya? I'M SICK OF IT. First SHINee, then Beast, and now Big Bang? OH WAIT. I see it. You men are animals. Animals. I like it. And again with the crotch, this time with a hand and a pink belt down there? Unnnnnng! The biting lip! *sigh* Although your eyes look a little jacked up GD, I'll take it!

Where da secks?

Someone has to be the least improved TOP, and I feel like I'm always raining on your parade, but damb. The silver hair. I don't get it. It doesn't make you the silver fox. It just doesn't. AND WHERE IS THE EPIC TOP SECKS FACE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?! I honestly love that face. And the gold coat? No. I really like that TOP has his own identifiable awesome style, but the silver hair is making me think. You matching the curtains with the rug TOP?

THE JAW LINE IS NOW DIAMONDS

Taeyang is flawless. End of story. I have never loved a faux hawk in my life as much as I love Taeyang's and I'm so incredibly happy he kept it. Could you imagine that hair in real life? Running your hands through the short buzzed part? Unf! And the jaw line? Yes yes yes quintessential Taeyang to the max. Like Seungri, Taeyang stayed with what works. And it works bb! IT WORKS. Particularly the pointing at the crotch part. The only thing I wish to see again are those flawless lickable abs. MV maybe? I could always watch the I'll Be There mv, but I feel the need for some new angles mmkay bb?

HOLY SHEIT.

Last but definitely not least, Daesung. Have I said I don't like Daesung? Well, I didn't. UNTIL FCKING NOW! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU DAE?! You were once this somewhat weird looking dude that I was like mehhh why do people like you?! BUT DAMB they did you good Dae. LOOK AT YOUR FACE WHAT IS THAT FACE. Your lips looks so FULL and delicious. AND THE HAIR THE DARK HAIR oh my gosh. I was very used to the lighter hair, which was basically mirroring your sunny personality, but I LOVE this foil of the dark hair. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I find you...sexy now? No, I can't say that. You're Dae. But gah! SO GOOD the hair color. LIKE CHOCOLATE and all over your face like drizzled chocolate or something? I dunno. But I am clearly spazzing. They did you up Dae. I fcking love it. You have made ground my friend. get on it. PEEKING EYE THROUGH HAIR oh my gosh. So come hither isn't it?

I feel like I'm cheating on Seungri right now.

Thanks Dae.

It's So Wrong It's Right: MBLAQ's Rolling U

I'd like to thank a dear friend, twinkling.darkness x.x, for making me stop being a total SHINee dweeb and actually telling me to listen to the rest of MBLAQ's newest album, particularly this secks song, so take a quick listen if you haven't already.



I have few things to say about this song.

1) I love it.

2) I have no idea what they are saying (as of this second).

But most importantly. Did you catch it?

THE VIBRATING.

I see what you did thar MBLAQ. That isn't really the sound of a phone vibrating is it? Why would it be when the name of the song is Rolling U?

Nah. You know the first thing I think of when I'm thinking that MBLAQ is gonna be 'rolling' someone, I think of a bed.

A bed with a vibrating phone on it?

Kinky. I got it MBLAQ.

You can't fool me.

Or it's a text from your desperate girlfriend the morning after a night in the sack with me?

Maybe you can fool me.

*ovaries explode*

Dongwoon. I've said it a million times. Beast is falling off my radar. I can say I'd rather have Key in pink pajamas in my bed than your half naked body.

But that was before I knew you had any sort of THIS going on.

THIS.

Why didn't you tell me? Anything? At all? Why didn't you say "Oh hey, I've been working out lately. Nothing new" so my ovaries didn't just die? What che? I have gone months thinking you had nothing but a flat stomach, but you have THIS. I can't even. I should be mad at you for mutilating my body by just looking at you, but instead I'm blissfully happy. I guess this is what I deserve for forgetting you exist.I can't even post that picture of just your abs because I just stare at your chest. WTF I'm a girl! I shouldn't be staring at chests! Can you just do a photoshoot with this now? I'll be happy. So happy.

creds to mypurplesponge.tumblr.com

MV Review: GD&TOP's Baby Good Night

So, this is a little late, both in how the music video was posted two weeks ago, and that I have already broken my New Years Resolution for updating this blog weekly. I'm terribly sorry readers :'( School got in the way of my K-Pop loving.


Honestly, I wouldn't be writing a review of a music video that I just didn't get. I suppose this is the exception. I mean, I get it, I think, but with their other music videos, it just makes me think way to hard. There are some things I just can't get over, and they are good things...I suppose. But, this stream of music videos that G-Dragon and TOP continue to turn out perplex me a bit, along with oddly validating some other things. So this MV review isn't going to be as detailed as I would hope, more like blips of what I was thinking, because the whole time my face is like

SHINee again? Srsly?

I don't know how I feel about this song. Some days I like it, other days I'm like meh, so really I don't have much to say about the song. However, I will say adore GD's weird sing-y rap-y sort of singing he does during this song. It's just cute and fits the beat.

That book is obviously not interesting.

Yeah, so I didn't really get why the video was like TOP getting psuedo action, and GD got like 30 seconds. I'm biased. I love how he looks when he's reading the book, then goes to look at the girl, hoping that her shirt is laying right to sneak a peek. I see it GD. Your eyes are like BOOBS. I see it.

WAI SHE WANNA DIE?!

Then, I started to get all mind blown, left and right. Did anyone think of Britney Spears' Everytime video when they saw this? I was like AW SHEIT SHE BE KILLIN HERSELF AND TOP AND GD ARE CELEBRATING HER DEATH, WHAT THE? But no. She's alive, drinking and eating with TOP all alone and naked so I was like O_O

BTW cherries don't help a girl's libido GD...

Then GD is all the fck alone with it raining outside, tryna seduce a cherry?! I don't get it. Why does TOP get the girl? So I was all like AW SHEIT SHE'S NOT DEAD, SHE'S JUST CHEATING ON GD WITH TOP, WHAT THE? But no. TOP is in bed alone...ALONE. Then I remembered GD had his own girl. So I was like O_O

VOLDEMORT!

And then TOP has this look of pain on his face on the bed and I was all like AW SHEIT HE'S GOT HER PREGNANT. But then I was like, aw nah, there's the girl in bed with him. AW SHEIT THAT'S NOT HIM THAT'S A FCKING SNAKE! AND TOP BE LOOKING LIKE HE CONTROLLING THE SNAKE. HE'S A FRICKING SNAKE CHARMER. FCKING VOLDEMORT!!!WHAT THE? So I was like O_O

GD yawning = Little bunnies and cotton candy

And then the girl disappears basically, and GD and TOP do some sort of man to man sesh, and GD is like 'Fck this shit. You got a girl, I got this fricking chair to lay on the entire fricking video.' And then the video ended and I was still like O_O WHAT THE?

Lastly, can I just say I LOVE LOVE LOVE G-Dragon? He looks like a little boy in this video. So adorable, so perfect. I have no words. I'm just *_* I like cute G-Dragon, but I also like that he's pretty gangsta too. GD could cater to any personality. He's a fricking chameleon. Doesn't that just excite you?

Til next time ♥Farri

I'm a Terrible Person: Key

Sex Face Fail

I'm not sure why I keep posting these, or why I think they are funny. But when you look through the sheer volume of K-pop pictures I do a day, you're bound to run into some stuff like this and well, I want it to be fair. I don't want it to seem like just because I don't like someone I'm gonna put them in these pictures. :D

But then again, it's Key for Pete's sake and even though he looks like he just smelled something nasty, I'm still oddly attracted to it.

Nah, looking at it again, I'm not. That's a load of crap.

But I do like the gangsta cap on Key. And the black around his waist? Why so pretty bb? Why? And arm? Yes arm. I like that arm. I want to nom that arm.

Jeeze SHINee spam much?

Farri ♥

My Jam! Romeo + Juliette - SHINee

I swear, I won't keep doing just SHINee songs for My Jam!, but I got inspired to blog today, and it happened to be for this song. :D It's truly one of my favorite songs ever, so take a minute to listen to this pretty pretty song.


I've already talked about how much I love Minho's rap in the beginning of this song, and I'm about to talk even more about it. You know, I wonder how long it took to record this part. I'm concerned for the person who had to blow record Minho rapping so low and sexily. They must have died of pure joy spontaneously from hearing it live, because I know something in my body wants to explode every time I listen to it, and it's just a recording. The song is somber and sad, and his voice fits it so perfectly. I can't stand it. I ignore Key in this song. Hahaha, of course not. But Minho sure knows how to get me side tracked. I just have to think of how he could get his voice so low and lustful and I get distracted for the rest of the song. No lie.

I know most people like to talk about Taemin's part right after Minho's in the beginning, and I'm going to also because Taemin's cute high voice after Minho's insane low rap returns me back to reality. But then Onew comes in with his singing part and I'm in heaven again. And you know? This is one of the few songs that I actually like the way Jonghyun sings in this song. Yeah I know, I should like it all the time, but it seriously fits. He has a strong, soulful voice that is just perfect.

I see dem legs, Key. :]

The chorus to this song is essentially pure perfect love, yes? I like it because I know it by heart and can actually sing along with it. But each one of the singers in it brings so much unf to the chorus! It's like they are all sad because of this Juliette chick, but they're all doing each other to make them sound like pure sex! Ahhhh I get it now. They don't have the girl, so they get pleasure from each other and ba da bing ba da boom - beautiful pretty Romeo + Juliette comes to existence.

And as if Minho's first rap wasn't enough, they make him speed rap again. And he keeps saying 'Oh my girl oh my girl' over and over again. I mean. Yeah, you know what I'm about to say. And then Key comes in and raps in my favorite rough voice of his and I'm dead.

That's it. End of song. I can't make it through the whole thing because I'm dead at that point. In heaven. Listening to Minho say 'Oh my girl' over and over again in my head.

But then I do hear Key's begging yell at 2:55 and I come back a little, only to get knocked out by Jonghyun actually pwning the shit out of the bridge, with Key, Onew and Taemin all prettily backing up Jonghyun's powerful voice.

And then Minho's rap for a THIRD time. Yeah. THIRD. With Jonghyun's sex yell all over the place, and Taemin's begging-for-breath (yeah, you know that's why he's singing so softly) cute voice.

Then Onew saying I love you?

/endlife