I'm Irked

I DIG IT.

I've obviously been too buys to blog lately and the reason is because I'm too busy jammin to Beast's fourth mini album, Lights Go On Again. I didn't like the new concept very much *cough* at all *cough*, until I was up until three in the morning with nothing better to do but to listen to the album over and over again. In those wee morning hours, I fell in dear love with I Like You the Best, which I'm beyond pumped is their next single. I can't wait for the MV, but I especially can't wait to see the live performance, particularly Dongwoon's cute singing. But on this note, I have a couple complaints. I love this album, don't get me wrong, but some things are just...irking me.

1. Junhyung's Babble at the Beginning of EVERY SONG

Yeah, you better stay away Hyunseung.

You know, I was almost seeing the light and finding Junhyung attractive, maybe it was the fact that my ovaries had been killing to see him in a neck brace and that was finally satisfied. Maybe not. Anyways, I hate to say it, but he's in last. He just can't keep his mouth shut at the beginning of any song. "Aye, this song is just for yeh." No rly? I didn't know. "My beautiful my guuuurl." It sounds like he's trying to get in bed with you in the first ten seconds of the song, since he's sorta whispering. Good or Bad? I don't know. All I know is that I don't get it. And now that I've noticed it, I'll never get over it.

2. Dongwoon's Singing

Must. Edit. Out. Fur. Sleeves!

I know, I know, I just said this was a good thing, however, I don't thing Dongwoon was meant to sing the way that Lights Go on Again is making him sing. Ok, not that, because I love it. Along with the blonde hairdo. If I saw him walking down the street, not only would I rape him, I'd still be mildly confused about his heritage. Anyways, to make a long story short, I want Dongwoon to rap again! What is this!? It sorta ties itno the Junhyung complaint. I'm sick of him being the only one! Dongwoon's rap voice is unftastic and to die for! Instead, they make him sing so little parts. That I love. But still. It takes his singing about 10 minutes to take my pants off while his rapping takes about .2 seconds.

/endrant
I'm a terrible person to complain like this.

I'm Biased: Seungri

The man who started it all.

I know right? Not who you would expect to start a K-Pop obsession, but Mr. Seungri started it all. Interestingly enough, I can remember the first picture of Big Bang that caught my eye earlier this year.

Oh haaaaaay

I can remember saying to myself, "Hey, I need a favorite. Oh who is this in the middle?" I originally thought it was TOP, since everyone fawned over him, but instead it was the maknae Seungri.

There are so many things I like about Seungri. I feel like he's really underrated as a member of Big Bang. People overlook his vocals for Dae and Tae's ability, and overlook his dancing for Tae's, but I love that he is still a trooper even though he may not be the most talented or the most loved. I for one LOVE his dancing. His rhythm is impeccable and executes choreography perfectly. PERFECTLY. He's young, but has a lot of heart and soul. He's adorably funny and cute. He'll always be my first K-Pop love, and others may come and go, but VI, you will always be there. I'll never, ever have anything bad to say about him, even when I wear my VI socks for good luck on test days and they don't do sh!t. omg did I just say that...

Oh, and I love his face. Can I mention that? I love his cute panda eyes and his cute little lips.

And I love that I will never look at the word 'crack' the same again in my life. Strong Baby may not be a Grammy winner, but when Seungri and I get it on, you bet yer butt that is gonna be playing in the background. Crack of a whip? Mmmm yeah, Seungri, I'll be yelling victory allllll night. ;)

PS No Strong Baby shirtless pic? NO because I've looked at that picture a million times. I WANT MORE SKIN SEUNGRI.

Happy Halloween!

I can't say I put much effort into creating a Halloween-y post. So here is some vintage SHINee in pajamas I think. Oh what I would do to them if I saw them in their pajamas (that hopefully don't look like that...)

Daww....

Hello Baby was so adorable. I wanted SHINee to impregnate me and force them to take care of my baby.

Anyways, this is the picture that I really wanted to talk about.

You know you want me

Key is beautiful. Like I can't get over him lately. I miss this hair so much. It made him so much rougher and amazing. Just look how he's looking in this picture? He's screaming "I want you to come here now so I can bang the living daylights out of you." Yeah, he wants you down there. He's just in the middle of pointing at you to command your attention then he's gonna be pointing down at his junk. See it? Yes. This would be one Happy Halloween if I could be with you, Key.

PS I'm gonna downright ignore the whole Jonghyun situation. I don't like Jongkey as I want Key in my pants, and not Jonghyun's. Key knows who he should call if he gets lonely. Well. He should know.

I Dig: Taemin's Blonde Hair

I've been thinking about blogging about Taemin for a while now. Ok, since the Hello music video came out. I have a little crush on him, like how an 11-year-old likes ponies. I even have a little novel about him written out, but now that I have seen this Esquire spread with him and Minho, I have one thing to say.

I've got so much love!

Blonde hair WORKS on Taemin.

He's looking good. Like for real. A perfect little rascal. I dig it. I really do.
Props to your colorist.

P.S. wtf...I just cropped Minho out of a picture. This is the end of the world.
P.S.S. Taemin, I still like legit hate you for being prettier than me.

EDIT 10.23.10

Not like this dollcakes. Blonde + Curly = Me going back to Key and Minho.

No...

I'm a Terrible Person: DJ part 2

Snicker...

Another one?
Yeah, I know.
I’m a terrible person.
I blame my hell of a midterm week last week. Four tests in one week? Come on. I had to put this up. It made me so much happier.
Doojoon is officially the best photo bomber EVER.
But he should probably sue whoever took this picture.

Have you seen this? SBS Gayo Daejun 2009

Edit: So the video got removed from Youtube the DAY AFTER I put this post up. WTF SBS? Why!?

If you ever, EVER need to see some serious fangirling of Hyunseung, you need to watch me watch Beast’s dance performance in the 2009 SBS Gayo Daejun. I don’t have any idea what that means because all that really matters to me is the Hyunseung PWNAGE that I witness throughout the performance. I believe this took place during the Mystery promotions, which is why Hyunseung looks so FRIKIN INCREDIBLE. Ugh. I love him in this.

Basically, the video is a fight/dance off between MBLAQ and Beast. I can’t stand the fake fighting in the beginning. It’s super lame (Doojoon vs Mir?! COME ON. I love Mir. So much. But against Doojoon in a fight? Think about it.) I tend to skip that part. And, I generally don't even get to the MBLAQ part (even though its pretty hot) because I'm wayyyyy to distracted by the pure SEX that is Beast dancing. Seriously, each and every one of the boys knows how to move. And it KILLS me every time.

I have to call special attention to the part that zooms in on Hyunseung at 2:25. This part:

I suck at making gifs...

ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
Can you see how good Hyunseung looks here? If you can’t see it, I feel so sorry for you. LOOK AT THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE WHEN HE PUTS HIS HAND BY HIS FACE! Seriously. The way he looks into the camera. Unf. UNF UNF UNF! Like what is that?! Who is this sex GOD that appears on stage? Yeah. That’s Hyunseung. I tried to find a picture that captured all the sexy when he puts his hand there, and this is all I got.

Aw man....

Yeah, I’m disappointed too.
But it’s ok. I guess a regular picture just couldn’t capture that look he gave to the camera. The yeah-I-know-I-can-dance-and-you-want-a-piece-of-this-ass-but-imma-hide-behind-my-hand-and-make-you-work-for-it look. Oh I’ll work for it Hyunseung. Yeah, you’re gonna need a towel after I’m done with you.

This is such a lame blog post. I’m sorry.
P.S. I hate Lee Joon’s hair. Why is he trying to look ugly when he clearly isn’t?!

I'm a Terrible Person

While I was screencapping for my first post for the MV Review of Soom, I managed to nail this piece of comedy gold by pure accident when I was trying to get the Yoseob pictures.

*speechless caption*

Doojoon, why do you look like you are horny and want to be squeezing someones boobs? Looking like that, my friend, you won't be anywhere near me.
I'm sorry, Doojoon. I'm a terrible person to put this screencap up for everyone's viewing pleasure. Come on. You're laughing with us, right?