I'm not sure why I keep posting these, or why I think they are funny. But when you look through the sheer volume of K-pop pictures I do a day, you're bound to run into some stuff like this and well, I want it to be fair. I don't want it to seem like just because I don't like someone I'm gonna put them in these pictures. :D
But then again, it's Key for Pete's sake and even though he looks like he just smelled something nasty, I'm still oddly attracted to it.
Nah, looking at it again, I'm not. That's a load of crap.
But I do like the gangsta cap on Key. And the black around his waist? Why so pretty bb? Why? And arm? Yes arm. I like that arm. I want to nom that arm.
I swear, I won't keep doing just SHINee songs for My Jam!, but I got inspired to blog today, and it happened to be for this song. :D It's truly one of my favorite songs ever, so take a minute to listen to this pretty pretty song.
I've already talked about how much I love Minho's rap in the beginning of this song, and I'm about to talk even more about it. You know, I wonder how long it took to record this part. I'm concerned for the person who had to blow record Minho rapping so low and sexily. They must have died of pure joy spontaneously from hearing it live, because I know something in my body wants to explode every time I listen to it, and it's just a recording. The song is somber and sad, and his voice fits it so perfectly. I can't stand it. I ignore Key in this song. Hahaha, of course not. But Minho sure knows how to get me side tracked. I just have to think of how he could get his voice so low and lustful and I get distracted for the rest of the song. No lie.
I know most people like to talk about Taemin's part right after Minho's in the beginning, and I'm going to also because Taemin's cute high voice after Minho's insane low rap returns me back to reality. But then Onew comes in with his singing part and I'm in heaven again. And you know? This is one of the few songs that I actually like the way Jonghyun sings in this song. Yeah I know, I should like it all the time, but it seriously fits. He has a strong, soulful voice that is just perfect.
I see dem legs, Key. :]
The chorus to this song is essentially pure perfect love, yes? I like it because I know it by heart and can actually sing along with it. But each one of the singers in it brings so much unf to the chorus! It's like they are all sad because of this Juliette chick, but they're all doing each other to make them sound like pure sex! Ahhhh I get it now. They don't have the girl, so they get pleasure from each other and ba da bing ba da boom - beautiful pretty Romeo + Juliette comes to existence.
And as if Minho's first rap wasn't enough, they make him speed rap again. And he keeps saying 'Oh my girl oh my girl' over and over again. I mean. Yeah, you know what I'm about to say. And then Key comes in and raps in my favorite rough voice of his and I'm dead.
That's it. End of song. I can't make it through the whole thing because I'm dead at that point. In heaven. Listening to Minho say 'Oh my girl' over and over again in my head.
But then I do hear Key's begging yell at 2:55 and I come back a little, only to get knocked out by Jonghyun actually pwning the shit out of the bridge, with Key, Onew and Taemin all prettily backing up Jonghyun's powerful voice.
And then Minho's rap for a THIRD time. Yeah. THIRD. With Jonghyun's sex yell all over the place, and Taemin's begging-for-breath (yeah, you know that's why he's singing so softly) cute voice.
I should stop being creepy, but as I was scrolling through Tumblr I came across it and I had to do a post about how much I love this picture, and Key's wonderbutt.
I have a thing for butts. I say butt about 400 times daily. No joke. Butt.
Thank you God. Thank you wedgie. Thank you white pants.
Ok. Clearly there are more SHINee fanblogs on in my bookmarks because I had NO idea this was coming. I woke up in the morning two days ago, went on Youtube and BAM, VI comes out with TWO music videos to rape my eyes with, What Can I Do? and V.V.I.P.
Let's start off with V.V.I.P, shall we? I'm gonna be frank, I still am warming up to it. I ADORE the hook-ish sounding chorus. I love it. But the old school band sound isn't cutting it for me. But I am warming up to it. Right this second I'm singing along with it. I enjoy the video mostly because of three parts:
Can't you be mine?
Rich people throw money. Seungri is such a beast, he throws credit cards. This 20 second, tea party scene is probably my favorite part of the video. He looks so perfect, from a cocky little smug smile, to his cute little innocent smile. The smile in the middle picture makes me feel like a pedophile, even though I'm younger than him. I don't know. He looks like he's naughty, but the white and the smile makes me want to take everything away from him. Why there has to be a bunch of girls with crazy hair in the table around him? I don't know. That doesn't make sense. All that makes sense is that...he's beautiful?
UNF move that azz bb!
VI. Please never ever ever stop dancing. You might feel like you want to after seeing how many of video's of Key shaking his hips I have favorited, but this is why you are my favorite dancer in Big Bang. He moves so well in this song. The song feels really summer-y to me, and I really wish they had released it later in the year. With the dancing that has sort of a hip-py, happy and bold dance feel, I think that Seungri had a chance to demonstrate his strength, which is sticking to choreography. However, Seungri has SWAG in this song, which I didn't really buy when he attempted it in Strong Baby. Or, maybe I just like the circles he makes with his hips. *swoons*
Perfect.
Seungri. I can legitimately say I love you. This is the sort of thing that made me absolutely ADORE you before I knew ANYTHING about K-pop. Impersonating your fellow Big Bang members? Genius! Now I know a night with you is like a night with all of you, yes? I feel like it shows that he still has a sense of humor, even with all the success that he has. I can buy the swag he gives, because he's still acts human, not like some sex machine in Strong Baby(which was NOT a bad thing). And that is infinitely endearing.
Next is What Can I Do? Again, I did not feel this song, but now I could marry it and be happy forever. I don't even want to take screenshots of the song because I would have to screenshot every second of the video, it's the visual soul mate of the song. It highlights the type of performance that I feel is quintessential Seungri. The song is a perfect dance song to showcase his dance skills, but perfectly sad that there is an amazing amount of soul in his voice. Both the song and the music video are so pleasing to the senses, I just want to keep watching. I want to know why he's sad, I want to know what that chick did, and I want to know what I can do to help. This song makes me speechless.
Big Bang was falling of my radar a bit, but I'm so happy to go back into loving them, and especially Seungri. I feel that he has to prove that he belongs in the group, and for me, both of these videos showcase that Seungri is meant to perform. You can hear it in his voice, you can see it in his dance, he wants to be up there, and that's why he is. Thanks so much for this VI.
Farri ♥
PS Not to rain on the Victory parade, but I have to mention this.
Why?
Why is there a key? I'm sorry. I'm officially forever a Locket, and I know other people can use keys, but Seungri isn't Key! I don't get it. I'm sorry. Get rid of the stupid key and get some victory coins or something. I hate that I can't ignore this, but when I really started watching these videos, I yelled for like 20 minutes straight about it. What's worse is that I want one, but I wouldn't be able to decide who it was for, Key or Seungri?! See my confusion?!
Recently, I've been absolutely DIGGIN Shinee's Year of Us album. Yeah, I know it's old, but I've just started listening to Shinee intensely, for some crazy reason. I would probably do it if it weren't a cd (too much? :p). This obsession could be the spawn of the songs....or that Key's look during the Jojo promotions is one of my favorites of him, maybe even my favorite.
Then I ran across this picture.
Key. Just don't make your face look like that. Except in bed. Because then it wouldn't matter. But doesn't he sorta look like he's close to thrusting his hips forward? And biting his lip like that? *ovaries cry* You know what? Never mind. Key, you look fantastic in this picture, as long as I make believe what you are doing.
Taemin... Aww Taemin, such a baby, such a little boy. For now this will pass. But when you hit 18 here bb, I better not see that face on you ever. Except in bed. STOP IT HE'S ILLEGAL!
I've been gone from writing for nearly two months. I fail.
What's even worse is that I actually wrote a post during that time, and didn't publish it. I'm clearly a rookie at this whole blog thing. Anyways, it's my New Year's Resolution to pay more attention to this blog and give it some tender love and care and post at least once every couple of weeks. And with 2011 just starting, I have a feeling there is going to be an insane amount of K-pop hotness waiting for me to stare out for hours. Let the fangirling beginnnnn!
