I can't say I put much effort into creating a Halloween-y post. So here is some vintage SHINee in pajamas I think. Oh what I would do to them if I saw them in their pajamas (that hopefully don't look like that...)
Daww....
Hello Baby was so adorable. I wanted SHINee to impregnate me and force them to take care of my baby.
Anyways, this is the picture that I really wanted to talk about.
You know you want me
Key is beautiful. Like I can't get over him lately. I miss this hair so much. It made him so much rougher and amazing. Just look how he's looking in this picture? He's screaming "I want you to come here now so I can bang the living daylights out of you." Yeah, he wants you down there. He's just in the middle of pointing at you to command your attention then he's gonna be pointing down at his junk. See it? Yes. This would be one Happy Halloween if I could be with you, Key.
PS I'm gonna downright ignore the whole Jonghyun situation. I don't like Jongkey as I want Key in my pants, and not Jonghyun's. Key knows who he should call if he gets lonely. Well. He should know.
I've been thinking about blogging about Taemin for a while now. Ok, since the Hello music video came out. I have a little crush on him, like how an 11-year-old likes ponies. I even have a little novel about him written out, but now that I have seen this Esquire spread with him and Minho, I have one thing to say.
I've got so much love!
Blonde hair WORKS on Taemin.
He's looking good. Like for real. A perfect little rascal. I dig it. I really do. Props to your colorist.
P.S. wtf...I just cropped Minho out of a picture. This is the end of the world. P.S.S. Taemin, I still like legit hate you for being prettier than me.
EDIT 10.23.10
Not like this dollcakes. Blonde + Curly = Me going back to Key and Minho.
Another one? Yeah, I know. I’m a terrible person. I blame my hell of a midterm week last week. Four tests in one week? Come on. I had to put this up. It made me so much happier. Doojoon is officially the best photo bomber EVER. But he should probably sue whoever took this picture.
Edit: So the video got removed from Youtube the DAY AFTER I put this post up. WTF SBS? Why!?
If you ever, EVER need to see some serious fangirling of Hyunseung, you need to watch me watch Beast’s dance performance in the 2009 SBS Gayo Daejun. I don’t have any idea what that means because all that really matters to me is the Hyunseung PWNAGE that I witness throughout the performance. I believe this took place during the Mystery promotions, which is why Hyunseung looks so FRIKIN INCREDIBLE. Ugh. I love him in this.
Basically, the video is a fight/dance off between MBLAQ and Beast. I can’t stand the fake fighting in the beginning. It’s super lame (Doojoon vs Mir?! COME ON. I love Mir. So much. But against Doojoon in a fight? Think about it.) I tend to skip that part. And, I generally don't even get to the MBLAQ part (even though its pretty hot) because I'm wayyyyy to distracted by the pure SEX that is Beast dancing. Seriously, each and every one of the boys knows how to move. And it KILLS me every time.
I have to call special attention to the part that zooms in on Hyunseung at 2:25. This part:
I suck at making gifs...
ARE YOU GETTING THIS? Can you see how good Hyunseung looks here? If you can’t see it, I feel so sorry for you. LOOK AT THAT LOOK IN HIS EYE WHEN HE PUTS HIS HAND BY HIS FACE! Seriously. The way he looks into the camera. Unf. UNF UNF UNF! Like what is that?! Who is this sex GOD that appears on stage? Yeah. That’s Hyunseung. I tried to find a picture that captured all the sexy when he puts his hand there, and this is all I got.
Aw man....
Yeah, I’m disappointed too. But it’s ok. I guess a regular picture just couldn’t capture that look he gave to the camera. The yeah-I-know-I-can-dance-and-you-want-a-piece-of-this-ass-but-imma-hide-behind-my-hand-and-make-you-work-for-it look. Oh I’ll work for it Hyunseung. Yeah, you’re gonna need a towel after I’m done with you.
This is such a lame blog post. I’m sorry. P.S. I hate Lee Joon’s hair. Why is he trying to look ugly when he clearly isn’t?!
While I was screencapping for my first post for the MV Review of Soom, I managed to nail this piece of comedy gold by pure accident when I was trying to get the Yoseob pictures.
*speechless caption*
Doojoon, why do you look like you are horny and want to be squeezing someones boobs? Looking like that, my friend, you won't be anywhere near me. I'm sorry, Doojoon. I'm a terrible person to put this screencap up for everyone's viewing pleasure. Come on. You're laughing with us, right?
Ah people actually looked at my blog! And think I'm creepy D:
On September 30, SHINee released their repackaged Hello album, with new single Hello as the title track. As you might tell from the title of this post, this isn’t a review of Hello. Before you listen to the following song, I recommend you watch their music video for Hello. It’ll make the post soooo much better. Soak in the cuteness overload and remember how adorable each member looks and performs, just so you feel dirtier.
Watched Hello? Or at least listened to it? Now listen to Get It. Remember, SHINee was just super adorable. Get ready to get confused. But note, if you can’t understand Korean, DON’T LOOK UP TRANSLATIONS yet. Don’t worry. It’ll be better.
You aren’t even reading this now huh? You are so emerged in this booty song, you’ll only start reading this after you’ve listened to it a million times and feel your ovaries screaming with every “Get it” rap you hear. If you are still reading, the beat of Get It is hypnotizing and sends you to a place where you didn’t think SHINee could go(except for maybe Get Down, but not really. Get It frikin PWNS Get Down folks). But you can’t help but think how BAD you wanna be where ever SHINee is when you’re listening to Get It.
As I said before, you really shouldn’t read the translation to Get It, until you fully appreciate how RIDICULOUSLY HOT the song is even when you don’t understand it. As you know, I’m not Korean, nor do I understand any of it. I became a HUGE fan of SHINee’s Ready or Not because I thought it’d be filled with nasty lyrics and sexual tension. Man, was I wrong. I didn’t want to read the translation to Get It because I thought it could be perfectly innocent like Ready or Not. Initially, I distorted Get It to satisfy my need for a sexy SHINee song and decided I’d focus on the seemingly dirty English lyrics incorporated through out the song such as:
• Um…the title • I pee in your hand? oh wait no. but srsly, listen at 0:25. it sounds like that to someone retarded like me. • like boom…like toxic • Get it…don’t stop • Tonight (Yes. This one word make me lust for Key.) • Hey baby, you and me • Now it’s time, and nobody can stop me • Make you mine now • Girl, I got you
As you can see, if you just focus on the English lyrics, you pretty much know that this song IS NOT going in the cutesy direction that Ready or Not found itself going down. I convinced myself after I listened to the song 100 times, if I found out that it wasn't sexy I would still absolutely love it and still make it dirty in my head. And so, I read the translation.
And my ovaries are so happy I did. I EFFING LOVE “SEX ME!” SHINEE!
It’s all come hither. It’s all come to my bed. Its ALL come do me this second. Take the first verse:
[Minho] The man you were waiting for, that’s me I’m ready to steal your heart If you want me, then say so, it’s now time I need you in order to make that possible [Key] Look at me roughly, my appearance is like boom Now I’m gonna hold onto you for sure The glare I’m giving out is like toxic Everything rolls down, one by one
I EFFING LOVE IT.
I love hearing SHINee like this. It might be because Key and Minho are my favorites in the group and these kind of songs show off how ridiculously moan-tastic their voices are. They go hard I tell you, HARD. This song is soooo bad, its sooooo good.
Ok, back to reviewing the song. Whoever produced this song PWNS so hard. I said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s a MAJOR booty song. The bass is clearly in the forefront, but the vocals of Jonghyun, Onew, and Taemin really add another “instrument” to the song and make it soooo much hotter than if it was just a Minho and Key duet. Their soft, sexy, ‘come and get me’ voices over the hard beat really support the rough rap. Even so, you can’t ignore the rap. It’s the meat of the song. and oh yeah, EFFING HOT.
Onew. Srsly. Your part at 0:37 causes me to want to bow down to you and do what ever you want. You can see that. I know that. Here is why I’m sorta sexually confused around you. After watching the Hello teaser, I wanted to cuddle with you so much and see your cute smiling face while jumping rope or something. Not so much after listening to this song. You can’t look all giddy and perfect all the time because I can tell from your voice and attitude that you are a FREAK who wants in my pants. Don’t deny it. Don’t hide it. Embrace it Onew.
I really don’t want to talk about Taemin, because I’ve personally done a very good job in evading his charms, even through watching Lucifer a million times. Stop it. You are kid. You don’t want to get it. You shouldn’t even know that! I HATE that you sing in this song because it makes me start to think you attractive. Luckily, you have like 6 lines. Thank GOD for my ovaries. I just think of how you might look when you’re singing this and its just wrong. I’m gonna watch the Hello performance and try to convince myself that all I want to do to you is pinch your (face) cheeks.
I’m not a fan of Jonghyun. I’m really not. I won’t be saying much about him because I’m a terrible person. I don’t really like him in the song just because I think he’s sorta pseudo-rapping and then sorta singing. I dunno. I don’t get it. You’re with Doojoon champ. You’re cute, but you just aren’t working it.
I love Minho. I can’t deny his rapping. The little moans are nice too. You can have me and get it all you want. However, I can’t really talk about Minho in this song because I’m distracted.
You own me
Key, there are not enough sexually suggestive words that I can say in order to comprehend how much I want you after listening to this song. I know Minho raps in this, but you OWN this song. Your part at 1:28? Precisely this line:
[Key] 걱정은 마 눈치도 보지마 망설이는 그 시간에도 끝은 다가와
[Key] Don’t worry, don’t even mind it Even in these hesitant times, the end comes near
I’ve listened to that one part so many times and I can’t get over how you epitomize HOT with that line. That whole verse with you and Minho is pure sex. You sound so sexually irritated. Your voice cuts into the music and I just want to give it to you. I don’t want to even talk about this. I’m too worked up just thinking about it. Key. Please. I love this. You are so amazing. I don’t care if people think you’re a diva. I don’t care if you are younger than me. I want you and that’s all that matters.
I want to see this song live so bad. And by live, I mean Key rapping my pants off in person. In bed. It’s that bad.
As you might have read in my first post, Beast is my favorite K-Pop group and I decided to start a blog so I could talk about them ALL DAY (alright…not all day….). If you live under a big rock, you may not know that they just released their third mini-album Mastermind (effing BADASS name btw) in which the title track is Breath, or Soom in Korean. And if you live under a smaller rock, you may not know that they just came out with the music video for Soom on September. I was VERY excited for this music video to be released, because even though it’s not my favorite Beast song, Breath is incredible. The beat is addictive and it really shows off every member’s talent.
Anyways, I’m gonna walk through what I thought of the music video after I watched it a couple times. Because the first time I basically thought this:
‘UNF *fangirl squeal* YES OMG I LOVE BEAST BANG ME OMG KIKWANG YES YOU BREATHE AW YEEEEAH DUDE YES WHAT IS THIS *fangirl squeal* JUNHYUNG DUDE YOU’RE DA BEST RAPPER EVER WHO THE FUCK IS THAT OMG IT’S DONGWOON *fangirl squeal* DUDE DONGWOON YOU’RE LOOKING FINE OMG *fangirl squeal* WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE OMG YES DANCING *fangirl squeal* DANCING SOOMEE YEAH DANCING WTF IS UP WITH HYUNSEUNG YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD AT DANCING *fangirl squeal* YES IN THE RAIN YES WAIT WHERE’S NEKKID HYUNSEUNG AND KIKWANG OMG YES THERE IT IS *fangirl squeal* *fangirl squeal* *fangirl squeal*YEAH YOU YELL YOSEOB OMG YES I WISH I WAS THAT GIRL ON GROUND *fangirl squeal*’
Pretty much. But then I started to watch it a little more and I think I’ve finally been able to watch the video with a little less *fangirl squeal* and I’ve been able to comprehend the concept of the video and Soom itself.
yeah you better catch your breath bb
So yes, the mv opens up with Junhyung on the ground. You should know that I never got the attraction of Junhyung. I don’t really like the eclectic style he has, nor the whole ‘I’m sorta a bad ass’ vibe he’s got going. But having him on the ground and his great rap at the beginning, he’s definitely growing on me, until of course:
excuse the poor screen cap D:
“Oh heyyyyy, I’m bad ass Junhyung and imma fairy with feathers in my hairssss” Yeah, get rid of that Junhyung baby. It doesn’t work. And you wore it for the comeback stage? No. Just no. And fail. Your hair is the best it’s been in a while and people are taking it for an afro because you have a dead crow on your head. I don’t even care if it isn’t feathers. It looks like feathers so I’m right. Just stop it. But yes, on the other hand, you on the ground is gold. Your rapping is gold. I do sorta like you. Sans feathers. Sorta.
OMG!
DONGWOON. DONG-effing-WOON! Omg. Oh EM GEEEEE. omg yeah so I basically said OH MY GOD about a million times after I found out he sang that note in the beginning. I thought SURE it was Yoseob. But no its EFFING DONGWOON – MAKNAE LUVERRRR. I was just falling out of love with you, Dongwoon. You were my initial bias, just because you were underrated and we are both 1991-ers. It was just the perfect relationship. Then I started to watch all the Beast shows and I began to replace you with Kikwang. You knew it didn’t you? You KNEW I was cheating on you. So you decided to stomp back to first place by exercising your UNFtastic voice with that great ohhhhhhhhh. Yes, that is actually how you’re gonna sound when you do me. I wanna play that over and over at our wedding. I wanna play it forever. Where have you been hiding this? How can you be SO beautiful and SO talented….AND BECOME MORE BEAUTIFUL AND MORE TALENTED?!?! IT SO WRONG BUT SO RIGHT. You are perfect. I love the hair. I don’t want you to change, but you changed so much for this concept and totally pulled it off and I’m so excited to see what you have up your sleeve next. You are first bb. I’ll try not to cheat on you with Kikwang.
Not today baby.
I won’t deny Doojoon is attractive. Sure. And he sounds aiight. But I don’t get him. I have nothing to say. The little glimpses of Kikwang and Dongwoon and even Yoseob made his part bearable. I’m happy for someone to shed the light on Doojoon. Please do. I have a bit of love for all of the members except for the leader. Really. I need to be awakened. The dancing during his part was pretty sweet though. The slow mo's were GOOD. I loved the cinematic parts of the video, and they were good during this first part with Doojoon. Like the slow mo twirl? Yes. LEGIT. I wanted you there, leader.
At this point, I’m just like “Hey! Whoever made the video is like super good!” I’m not really paying attention to the song/members (:O). But I have to pay attention to Kikwang. Yup. I love him like every other able bodied woman should. I do not like the pissed off Kiwi during this part. I hate it. He looks like a worried/ hormonal little boy. Then this LOL-tastic part happened:
LOL
1. Aiight Yoseob, you look fine. 2. Dongwoon, you look like you’re hoping Kikwang is a girl and getting a handful. 3. “GIT YO HANDS ON ME BABY” - Kikwang 4. “I’m ashamed to be wearing these feathers…” – Junhyung 5. Hyunseung? You dead? Because your center part is killing me. 6. Ugh, I missed the cap, but Doojoon? Why are you grabbing Kikwang’s leg?
DO ME NAO.
I love Kikwang. He sounds great (albeit pissed). I love it. Every time he says “gata” I scream a little inside. Soooo hot. And I’m actually likin the weird tattoos they gave him. Sorta. I don’t like mad Kiwi, I like adorable Kikwang, but it works. Especially in the right hand picture. Those veins. That face. Like come on. I wanna bang him so much.. Ugh. You look fantastic. Angry squished nose is just too much for me to handle. Oh and:
UNF
Even though this is sorta ridiculously hot, I laugh every time I see it. The look on Kikwang’s face is pure UNF, but the action is just funny. It seems like one of the boys put their hand in his shirt and did it.
*sigh*
When Breath came out and I listened to it, I was pumped pumped PUMPED to see the choreography for the chorus. The chorus sets every nerve in my body on fire. I love it so much. Yoseob sounds like an angry little sexy monster. It’s really good. Although I don’t understand Korean, I had to be able to sing along with this. Badly, but nevertheless sing.
However, the choreography disappointed me. I wanted it to be rough, fast, and amazing (hahahaha). It’s good. It’s just not wow. I mean, anyone could do that. I want Beast to be special and not have moves that any other normal person can do. Shock was amazing and difficult and it really showed off how freakishly talented these boys are. I really don’t think the dance was that difficult? I don’t want their hands covering their faces anyways.
rain + beast = farri very happy
Except for maybe the dancing was hard during this part. Yes, I loved this. Love love love. I love it when the get physical with their moves. It was also slightly intricate, especially when they were dealing with their whole bodies. This was good. I loved it. Good job Prepix and Mike Song. Overall, I think the choreography was….entertaining. I loved it at some parts. The breathing actions were cool, although a little overdone, but the producers of the music video made it look great.
Who have I forgotten? Oh yeah Hyunseung. Now imma get angry
So much fail.
Ok. Lemme get this straight. I LOVE Hyunseung. I want to hold him forever in my arms and tell him how lovely he is. But Breath KILLED my attraction to Hyunseung for a whole 4 minutes. I don’t get it. First the stylists hate him. Clearly. Why the fuck would they give him those pants?! I don’t want to see your socks bb. He’s wearing so many layers, one must be a dress. NO. And that furry thing on your arm, what the fuck is that? You’re wearing a wifebeater, and your wrist is cold? NO. Then the camera man hates you obviously by filming you in a really gross state with the middle picture. I’m sorry. You look so bad in that still, but it’s the same thing in the mv for like 5 seconds! Greasy hair? Check. I don’t like dark hair at all on Hyunseung, I really don't, but whatever color this is sucks even more. Thank dear God its back to a reasonable color for the comeback (even though it is still dark). I love the boys in the rain, but you look like you were raped and left in the rain for days and a hobo gave you clothes. No. Just no. I love you Hyunseung. You were second! Now you’re back in third. You are lucky you are such an amazing dancer and I can’t hate you that much. I could never hate you, especially when you sold your soul for this.
I forgive you.
Wow. It really looks like I hate Beast from this review :( But trust me. I most definitely don’t. I can’t comprehend how much I really love about this video. Visually, it was really good and dark, and I LOVED the story line with the girl (even though I wish I was her and the gas mask was Kikwang’s lips…). I love the concept for the new CD. I most definitely want to be a Mastermind. What I love even more is that Yoseob has brought me to the dark side. I get why people like him now. Yoseob, you made this video. I used to think you were just a little boy, but Breath made you MAN. Your live voice is PURE SEX. 100% SEX. Your dark hair is lovely, your angry face is gold, and your chorus is amazing. Your nose still sorta bothers me, but you sorta won me over Yoseobie!
